One bad apple spoils the bunch — meaning that one person can ruin it for everybody else. Take for instance, getting on the internet at work. At most jobs, you can't even access sites like Twitter or/and Facebook because at one point or another some rocket scientist(s) on the job abused freedoms and took advantage of online privileges; as a result, now any and everybody who's an employee there is restricted and limited only to websites that are approved by the company. Or how about the number of sauce packets (e.g. BBQ sauce, sweet n' sour sauce, etc) you're allowed now at fast food restaurants; because of one too many greedy customers asking for twelve packets of honey mustard for their 4-piece chicken nugget combo. Now, establishments are charging patrons for additional sauces if they request more on top of what's already in the bag.
The same principle applies to public figures as well. There are some female celebs that have literally ruined swimsuits for women everywhere. Whether a one-piece swimsuit or a two-piece bikini, the following celebrities should be arrested, indicted, denied bail, prosecuted and thrown UNDER the jail by the fashion police! You'll never look at swimsuits the same after this... We apologize in advance on their behalves.
15 Mariah Carey
It's pretty hard to mess up a wet suit, yet singer, songwriter, record producer, and actress, Mariah Carey, somehow achieved it! The "One Sweet Day" singer is a big star ... as in too BIG for this wet suit. The diva was spotted out on vacay with a swimsuit that didn't quite spotlight her best features. We believe the lil guy sitting on the sand is her and ex-husband Nick Cannon's offspring...building awesome sand castles and rocking a tight Polo getup. Hmm, perhaps he should give his mommy some fashion guidance!
The rear end of Carey's swimsuit is what puts the bow on the gift. The Glitter actor looks like she's smuggling a couple of glazed hams in the back of that wet suit! We just hope Mariah elects to retire this swimsuit before her actual career.
14 Scarlett Johansson
Actress, model, and singer, Scarlett Johansson, made her film debut in the fantasy comedy North (1994). Since then, she's become a prominent figure in Hollywoodland. Johansson's now infamous for the leather body suit she dons in the Avengers film series. Though after viewing the above images, we have absolutely no idea how they were able to squeeze the actress' zaftig physique up in that vise-like uniform...must of taken the wardrobe department forever to accomplish!
The "Last Goodbye" cover singer let's all the flab hang out as she photographed on the beach in a sky bluish two-piece. Johansson is surely getting her French Montana on, because she ain't worried 'bout nothing. She's smiling, drinking água, not concerned with the paparazzi or anyone seeing their photos of her. Johansson may be ruining swimsuits for women everywhere, but, at least she's unreservedly doing so.
13 Ivana Trump
The first wife of President Donald Trump from 1977 until 1992, Ivana Trump overall looks good to be 68 years old...just not in a 2-piece bikini! The "real" first lady, has been shot several times by the paps while prancing around in her swimsuits. Not gonna lie, it looks like she's wearing a diaper in the pic on the left! Nevertheless, the Czech-American businesswoman/former fashion model is obviously not shy and very proud of her crinkly physique.
Prior to Donald being elected President, Ivana applauded her ex-hubby's endeavors but was not digging Melania becoming First Lady of the U.S. at all. “She can’t talk, she can’t give a speech, she doesn’t go to events, she doesn’t (seem to) want to be involved,”, Ivana expressed. Ouch. On the flip side— we wonder what Melania's thoughts are on Ivana's bikini pics!
12 Donatella Versace
The sister of Gianni Versace, Donatella is the current vice president of the Versace Group as well as its chief designer. She owns a 20% share of the business, which puts her at an estimated net worth of $200 million. With that said, Donatella is pretty popular as you could imagine. She's given cameo performances in films such as Zoolander and The Devil Wears Prada. Lady Gaga wrote the song "Donatella" from her 2013 album Artpop for her. Even recently, in March 2017, Penélope Cruz was cast as Donatella in the television series American Crime Story.
All that's dandy, however we'll tell you what's not popular about Donatella — her beach swag! Though slim, Donatella's body looks like how human finger tips look after they're underneath water too long. Bwahaha, and the below gif just takes the cake.
11 Iggy Azalea
Indeed, Iggy Azalea made a previous list of ours ("15 Celebs Who Shouldn’t Be Confident In A Bikini But Are: Part 2") and once again she's back on the radar! Besides being pretty much the only big-time white girl rapper out, Azalea is too notably known for her large assets. There are headlines all the time about it: "Iggy Azalea Flosses Her Fat Booty On The Gram", "Iggy Azalea Flaunts Ample Bum", "Iggy Azalea Says She Lost 15 Pounds In One Week By Twerking", etc.
We came up with a headline for the "Pretty Girls" rapper as well: "Iggy Azalea Ruins Swimsuits For Ladies Everywhere". Ha ha, good one right! Well considering the above photos, the headline would be far from fictitious.
10 Roseanne Barr
So, this is what Johnny Argent looks forward to every night! Actress, comedian, writer, and television producer, Roseanne Barr let's it all hang out in these swimsuits; and might we say, she's a sight for sore eyes...or more like a sore for the eyesight! Better a one-piece though than a two-piece, however Barr not only ruins swimsuits for women everywhere—she douses them in gasoline and sets them ablaze!
Weighing in at 97.5 kg (215 lbs) while standing only 5'4", Barr's layers of lumps fully stock her onesies. The Roseanne television series star even poses for the pap's cameras in one shot like, "wham, bam, thank you ma'am!" We embrace that Barr swanks her corpulence; we just don't embrace what she's doing to beach culture.
9 Janice Dickinson
Whoa nelly. Disputably described by herself and others as the world's 1st supermodel, Janice Dickinson was one of the most successful models of the 1970s and 1980s. Also serving as a judge on four cycles on America's Next Top Model (2003-2007), Dickinson critiqued and gave advice to upcoming models. Paradoxically, someone should have given Janice some advice in reference to her swimsuits — "Just wear a wet suit Jan instead.."
A wet suit though? Haha. Well, maybe that wouldn't of been the worst advice. With a wet suit see, Dickinson'd kill two birds with one stone...wear it in the water AND cover up that baggy skinned body of hers. Notice the advice was wet SUIT, not a one-piece. A one-piece in all it's glory still wouldn't save our eyes from Dickinson's off-putting anatomy.
8 Melanie Griffith
Academy Award nominee, Melanie Griffith, began her career as an adolescent in nonspeaking film roles before making her credited debut in Arthur Penn's Night Moves. She married Miami Vice's Don Johnson in 1976, then divorced him the same year; in 1989 she again married Johnson, to only divorce him once more in 1996.
We think one of the potential reasons Griffith and Johnson just couldn't stay together...was Johnson couldn't deal with how Griffith was ruining swimsuits for him on every vacation! The Something Wild actress is seen above putting a hurting on that two-piece—ribs showing, belly flab spilling over, the whole nizzy. Alright, maybe Don Johnson didn't leave Griffith because of how she made a bikini look; however, we're sure it didn't help the cause.
7 Ke$ha
Wonder why Ke$ha's been so quiet the past few years? Well since 2013, Ke$ha has been in legal dispute with her former producer Dr. Luke, in which a series of lawsuits (known collectively as Kesha v. Dr. Luke) were exchanged between the two. Ke$ha alleged emotional abuse, physical abuse and employment discrimination against Dr. Luke; while Dr. Luke claims breach of contract and defamation against Ke$ha.
The "TiK ToK" vocalist fully returned to music business in 2017 with the release of her 3rd studio album Rainbow. What we hope though, is that she kept the receipt so she can fully return that bathing suit she's sporting above! As you see, the swimsuit just doesn't hang right on the singer. If not cash Ke$ha, at least get store credit for suit's return.
6 Jennifer Love Hewitt
Actress, television producer and director, singer/songwriter and author, Jennifer Love Hewitt, smiles at the cameras as she takes a dip in the vast ocean. She's obviously enjoying Mother Nature to her fullest. That's cool, for JLove works hard and deserves a little R&R here and there; we're with that. Everything was cool, copacetic...until Love turned around!
The Heartbreakers actress has always been busty up top (34D), bearing one of the nicest racks in all of Hollywood. Though when it comes to Love's wagon (aka bottom)—it's dragging and sagging to where it's got us gagging! She kind of has the GILF fanny going on. When it comes to Jen doing flutter kicks and squats to tighten up them glutes, all we want to ask her is—what are you waiting for!?
5 Lindsay Lohan
Actress and singer, Lindsay Lohan, once said about her physique: "I don’t think of myself as a sex symbol. I look up to sex symbols: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe. So it doesn’t bother me if people call me that, but I'm not." Well we're here to say — you ain't lied about that Lindsay! The above photos exhibit the Bossy singer desecrating all swimsuits both in existence and nonexistent.
Everything isn't for everybody, they say; and this particular one-piece is DEFINITELY not for Ms. Lohan! For one, the color; what is that, mint green? Just no. Two, it doesn't cling to her body right due to lack of curve(s). Yes, some males are more curvy than Lohan! Go back to the drawing board on this one Linds, mos def.
4 Courtney Love
Singer, songwriter, actress, and visual artist, Courtney Love, has always been a controversial figure. Love has drawn public attention for her unfettered live performances and adversarial lyrics, as well as her highly publicized personal life following her marriage to Kurt Cobain. The rock star's even the first celebrity to defend an allegedly defamatory tweet inside a U.S. courtroom. With all of that, not even one of those publicized misadventures can compare to Love's pap pics in a bikini!
Love has not only ruined swimsuits for women everywhere, she's also ruined sets of eyes; perhaps even blinding some folks. The "Doll Parts" singer frankly looks like she smokes a lil more than tobacco. Nonetheless, we love her confidence; we just don't love that two-piece (on her).
3 Kathy Griffin
"Bivo lottie, got more head than she got body." Stand-up comedian and actress, Kathy Griffin, is a towering figure on TV, on tour and in publishing. Her physical appearance, however, is far from towering! She stands a lil' over 5'3", weighs 118 lbs with a 32B cup size. We've seen smaller, but Griffin outright is one of the teeniest celebs wandering around Hollywood. Needless to say, between her scrawny pale body and oversized cranium, Griffin has doubtlessly wrecked swimsuits for women everyplace.
In the image on the right, The Pulp Fiction guest star kind of resembles a wet Troll Doll to a degree. Say what you want, but there's someone for everybody and Randy Bick evidently likes him some stumpy redheads with skeletal frames.
2 Tara Reid
Indeed, the American Pie stunner has ruined swimsuits for women everywhere. Tara Reid is seen up top in a varicolored 2-piece, looking like she's missed a lot of meals over the past year(s). Reid's recent appearances at red carpet events have alarmed those who are worried about her increasingly skinny physique. The actress' weight has gone through quite a transformation over the years, with her most recent weight loss dropping jaws on the faces of her fans.
Really, what has Tara been doing BTS? Is her disturbing weight loss simply a result of malnourishment? Perhaps she depressed? Maybe she's been hitting the stem, à la Pookie? We hope not...you saw what happened to Pookie! "(sobbing) I tried to kick... but that s*** just be callin' me man, it be callin' me, man... I just got to go to it!" This isn't New Jack City though, it's real life; and though it's too late for Reid to undo spoiling swimsuits for women everywhere, we do hope she's begun taking better care of herself.
1 Halle Berry
We know, right ... probably the last person you thought you'd see on such a list! Halle Berry — the legend, the icon, the G.O.A.T.. From the jump, the Monster's Ball actress has always been considered one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood; with some saying, that Berry is the prettiest actress of them all. It's so for real, that Berry even holds the title of every rapper’s fantasy woman. "Man what if Halle Berry was my next baby moms,", 50 Cent; “I’m trying give Halle Berry a baby and no one can stop me!”, Drake. And the list goes on.
The above images, paint a different picture though. From the waist down, they show Berry virtually ruining swimsuits for women around the globe. We know what you're thinking, "if Halle Berry, of ALL people can ruin a swimsuit, than where's the hope!?" Well, we're not sure how to quite answer that question. All we can say is—be VERY selective when purchasing your swimsuit; please, for everyone's sake.
Sources: Page Six, Obsev, Suggest, Rolling Out
