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20 Ridiculously Extravagant Things Kylie Has Bought Stormi (That Show She’ll Never Be Normal)

Mommy is a #Billionaire. In 2019, Forbes officially announced Kylie Jenner as the world's youngest billionaire. Enough Lip Kit sales now make this 21-year-old able to say she has a bank balance of $1 billion. Of course, Kylie doesn't come as a solo act — anymore.

Stormi Webster may well be the most famous baby on the planet. This beyond-cute kid turned one in February 2019 (and boy did she celebrate in style). For anyone trying to get their heads around what luxury looks like for Stormi, here's a good starting point. The fries cartons at Stormi's first birthday bash actually came with Louis Vuitton monograms. Nobody even knows if they were disposable.

Stormi has been surrounded by luxury from day one. One of her earliest IG pics came featuring a Gucci sling worth over $800. From the baby Burberry jackets to the Fendi baseball caps, Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner's daughter is living the high life.

There are two sides to luxury on this level. The first is a no-brainer: fancy food, luxury vacations, and never having to worry on the financial front. The second puts a giant question mark on this wide-eyed child. Her life is so surrounded by wealth and splurging, there's a part of it that feels a touch removed from reality.

Kylie has been showering her baby with top-of-the-line gifts from the start. Stormi rolled around in a $12,500 stroller at just a few months old. That's just one example. Here are 20 extravagant purchases Kylie has made for Stormi (that kind of show she'll never be normal).

20 HER OWN HEAD BLOWN INTO AN INFLATABLE

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Yes, you can't stop staring at it. And yes, it's real. In February 2019, Stormi turned one. While attempts at getting this baby's birthday bash going were delayed by the weather, Stormi did get her party. Pics of her head blown up into an Astroworld-style inflatable made Harper's Bazaar's headlines.

"I had to go all out for my baby. #StormiWorld"

An apt caption from Stormi's mommy accompanied the magazine's description of the party. Baby Shark performers were live, the catering was beyond luxe, but it was the entrance that caught everyone's attention. How many normal kids get their own heads blown up into inflatables?

19 USED VERSIONS OF THESE SELL FOR $17,000

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Only Stormi would find herself toddling around a luxury Mexico getaway, only to have her Hermès Birkin bag covered by Harper's Bazaar. Here's what the magazine had to say about this baby's accessory.

"The mini Kelly isn't currently available to shop on the Hermès website, but when the [France-based] brand relaunched the design in 2016, pieces were starting at around $8,150. Now, used versions of the bag are even selling for around $15,000 and $17,000."

Admittedly, the video was adorable. It showed Stormi descending some steps with Travis' help, but the bright pink bag is what made headlines. Normie? At these prices, perhaps not.

18 RANDOM CRYSTAL-STUDDED TWINNING FOR JUST ONE NIGHT

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There's stylish and there's "Kylie Jenner stylish." Christmas Eve 2018 came with the standard getup from the Kardashian-Jenners. It was beyond glam, the dresses were likely custom-made, and Stormi got to tag along. Kylie did, however, leave early, as Cosmo reports.

“this is me leaving the party early to go give my baby a bath (while wearing this dress because I couldn't get it off by myself) and put her to sleep and it was the best xmas eve yet.”

The IG caption may have shown Kylie being a responsible mother, but the outfits were suggesting #Extra. Kylie's floor-length, crystal-studded gown matched Stormi's onesie. Adorable, but nowhere near normal.

17 NOT A CHANCE STORMI'S MINI LAMBO IS USED

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Vintage might work on the clothing front for the Kardashian-Jenners, but some things just don't fly. When it comes to cars, these ladies go for brand new. Kylie has already been gifted a $1.4 million Ferrari as a "push present" from Travis, People reports.

Stormi gets her own version, though. In March 2019, People reported that Stormi got her very own, custom-made mini Lamborghini. Given that most kids roll around in a toy car worth under $100, this one definitely ticks boxes for extravagant. Stormi is still getting to grips with walking, but it looks like she's all set for driving. Not quite normie.

16 PICKING A "FAVORITE" TEDDY BEAR MAY PROVE TRICKY

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This one is all kinds of adorable. The pictures floating around the internet of Stormi might show a kid covered in designer labels, but some things stay traditional. Much like Teen Mom kids, Stormi gets teddy bears. There's a catch, though. While Catelynn Lowell's new baby will likely wind up picking a favorite bear from a collection of two or three, Stormi's selection seems endless.

Kylie has already told Architectural Digest that Stormi has "taken over the house" with those toys. This pic is kind of proving why. Something about it suggests that Stormi will have a hard time picking a favorite, though. Just another way this baby isn't quite normal.

15 WHEN YOU WONDER IF HER FIRST WORD WILL BE "BURBERRY"

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We've already seen Kylie "trying to teach her some new words." That IG video of Stormi clutching a Lip Kit while Kylie tried to teach her to say: "Kylie Cosmetics" has been viewed over 46 million times.

There are other words, though. Our guesses for a first word from Stormi? Given her wardrobe, "Burberry" might be a start. Stormi was still under eight months old when her mother picked this baby Burberry jacket. It was beyond stylish and we kind of wanted the adult version, but let's not kid ourselves. It's extra on another level. We wouldn't be surprised if Stormi can already say "Louis Vuitton" perfectly.

14 LITERALLY, HER OWN MERCH SHOP AT THAT FIRST BIRTHDAY BASH

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A pop-up is what we expect from the latest KKW Beauty drop. We get them for Kylie Cosmetics. What nobody expected was Stormi's own merch shop. As Harper's Bazaar reports, Stormi's first birthday bash came complete with its own merch shop. The whole thing was lit up, Stormi's name was everywhere, and guests presumably got the stuff for free.

If you're turning one and your merch shop is already established, you might be established as an A-Lister, but you've done something else in the process. It's called earmarking your childhood status as anything but normal. Kylie likely footed the bill for the entire thing, so this is just another one for our list.

13 THIS VIEW FOR $13,700 A NIGHT

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Followers of Kylie Jenner's IG got a pretty unusual update in the run-up to Stormi's first birthday. The pic didn't show Kylie pouting It didn't even throw anyone a new Lip Kit promo. The picture simply showed an unimaginably luxurious view of still pools, blue skies, and what looked like an entire place booked out.

As People reports, the location was Turks & Caicos. The price tag? Just $13,700 per night. Pics of Kylie, Stormi, and Jordyn Woods there did eventually surface, but seriously. We're still getting over that cost. Given that many Americans can be earning this over many months, this one basically proves it. Vacations like this when you're a baby aren't a sign of normality.

12 KICKING THINGS OFF WITH THAT $820 GUCCI SLING

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Sometimes, a media outlet comes up with just the right headline. When Stormi was still a newborn, Kylie took to IG for one of her first mommy-and-daughter pics. Romper was quick to follow it with a pretty accurate summary.

"Kylie Jenner's Gucci Baby Carrier Costs So Much It Hurts"

Romper probably chose those words because you're looking at a Gucci sling worth $820. Back in the real world, baby equipment kind of goes like this. If you're lucky, you grab something new. Most of us end up with hand-me-downs (and we're grateful). Stormi might be stylish, but her baby gear is anything but normie.

11 STORMI'S $3,500 CHANGING MAT

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Stormi's nursery is something else. When Hollywood Life reported that Kylie had spent $3,500 on the changing mat alone, everybody's jaws dropped. Then again, a part of us isn't surprised. When that bank balance is blinking $1 billion, a few thousand is neither here nor there.

Stormi's nursery also comes with $400 "organic" mattresses, and tons of "eco-friendly" products. In a way, it's good to see that Kylie is keeping her eye on the planet. Er, of course, when you factor in the carbon footprint from those Ferraris, it might not balance out. Still, it's the thought that counts. Also, seriously. That changing mat.

10 WHEN "EARLY EXPLORING" IS A PRIVATE JET, YOU AREN'T NORMAL

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Celebrities and their private jets. It's become a thing, right? Cardi B eats seafood on hers. Kendall Jenner doesn't seem to travel any other way. While Farrah Abraham's daughter has been spotted on one, Sophia likely didn't see herself in private interiors as early on as Stormi.

This pic was posted to Kylie's IG. It showed Stormi appearing to explore the interiors of a beyond-plush private jet. Why? Probably because that's mommy preferred method of transport. Given that most kids explore the world via parks shared with other children, this one has #Extra written all over it. It's official. Not much about Stormi's travels are normie.

9 WHEN $1,100 IS YOUR TOY, SAME DEAL

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In 2019, Fox News reported Kim Kardashian gifting all of her daughters and nieces $9,000 worth of Louis Vuitton. For Kim, that's a pretty low expense. Kim had picked up cute Louis Vuitton Nano Speedy bags during her 2018 Japan trip. The KKW Beauty founder is generous, though. One little girl seemed particularly happy with her new acquisition. Yes, Stormi.

A beyond-cute video of Stormi throwing the LV gear over her shoulder wound up on IG. Even Kylie wrote "i [sic] can't" after Stormi proved every inch the fashionista with her body language. The bag itself is worth $1,100. When that's your "toy," you absolutely aren't normal.

8 THAT $12,500 FENDI STROLLER

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This pic became iconic the minute it was posted. It's been over a year since Kylie's "Stormi Strolls" photo wound up on IG. Nobody's forgotten it. Showing a gated community was luxurious to start with. That's nothing compared to the merch, though.

Right around $12,500 is the estimated price tag for the custom-made Fendi stroller that Stormi was rolling around in, as People reports. The fancy set of wheels saw this kid being pushed in Italy-based designer luxury, but mommy joined in too. Kylie matched her stroller with a cute Fendi-monogrammed dress– everyone from Nicki Minaj to Ariana Grande wears Fendi. Still, a part of us wonders: If this is the start, how normal can the baby be?

7 THE $10 MILLION PRICE TAG IF ANYONE SPILLS TO THE PRESS

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It's called watching your back, Kardashian style. This family knows a thing or two about privacy. Precisely why their non-disclosure agreements come with an eye-watering figure. The Daily Mail reports that $10 million is the sum anyone caught selling stories or pics of Stormi might have to cough up.

The newspaper has reported similar from this family before. Kim and Kanye's wedding had guests signing NDAs. Basically, this couple was happy to have guests joining them to celebrate their day, but it was a "keep your mouth shut" deal. Stormi likely has no idea how much she's worth, but even we're seeing that it's not a normie situation.

6 $63 FOR HER FIRST SUSHI EXPERIENCE

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We've literally reached the point where anything Kylie does makes a headline. Remember when Kylie announced that she'd just eaten cereal with milk for the first time? It made global headlines. Speaking of food, it's time to talk about Stormi's first Nobu trip.

As Cosmopolitan reports, Stormi accompanied her mom to Malibu's Nobu joint. The high-end eatery serves super-refined sushi platters, and they come with super-refined price tags. The magazine puts the IG pic of Kylie's white fish plate at $63. Not quite what the average mom would spend for her daughter's first sushi experience, but then again, we're looking at Kylie Jenner.

5 HIRING OUT THE ENTIRE PUMPKIN PATCH FOR HALLOWEEN

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There was, admittedly, an incredibly touching and heart-warming side to Kylie's Halloween pics from 2018. While the sisters donned Victoria's Secret outfits for a grown-up take on the annual holiday, Stormi did get her pumpkin patch moment. In fact, it kind of looks like she got the whole place to herself.

Pics of Kylie, Stormi, and Travis were shared to IG. They showed this bouncy baby on her dad's shoulders, plus an adorable pic of the parents with their little girl. Less visible were any other people. With no-one around and all that space to herself, it did appear that Kylie had hired out the venue. Not quite the average pumpkin patch experience.

4 KIM K'S DAUGHTER FOR COMPANY: ALL KINDS OF EXTRA

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While company isn't technically a purchase, there's an aspect to this glamorous kiddy setting that falls into this category. At least, for these two munchkins. Given that Stormi is usually seen with Kylie, it came as somewhat unexpected when this pic surfaced on Kardashian social media.

Stormi might have been waiting for her baby food here, but she was dining with another mini A-Lister. Kim Kardashian's daughter, Chicago was joining her. Sitting in loungewear might be pretty ordinary for kids this age, but doing it in a Calabasas mansion isn't. Stormi is privileged in her possessions, but she's equally so in the company she holds. Honestly, we're just jealous. #Goals

3 THAT LOUIS VUITTON-WRAPPED MINI LAMBORGHINI

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Even we're doing a double-take. Mostly because we're pretty sure we just covered Stormi's Lambo a few minutes ago. Wait, we got the wrong one. Stormi doesn't just come with one, custom-made mini Lamborghini. She's got another one (and it comes Louis Vuitton-wrapped).

In December 2018, Teen Vogue reported that Kylie had gifted her girl this car. The mini set of wheels came wrapped with the luxurious Louis Vuitton monogram– not what you'd be seeing in Maci Bookout's backyard! Most kids have to pay their way towards that first car. If they're lucky, it'll be a sweet sixteen present. This car at this age? No way you're getting tagged with a normie, Stormi.

2 BABY FENDI BASEBALL CAPS DON'T COME CHEAP

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Clearly, we're behind on fashion. We should've known that Fendi custom designs baby baseball caps. The luxury Italy-based brand might cover Nicki Minaj and Cardi B, but one little A-Lister appears to have the ultimate perks. They come in baby form, no-one else could pull them off this way, and we're still gawking.

As Stormi turned one, Kylie posted a series of adorable snaps to her IG. We saw Travis enjoying some quality daddy bonding time with his little girl, but we saw something else. Namely, a little girl who is dripping in stylish designer gear. If you know a kid who wears this, it's normie. If not, then it's just another reason why Stormi is on this list.

1 THIS KID ACTUALLY HAS $25,000 DESIGNER CHAIRS

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If anyone is sitting on a throne right now, it's Kylie Jenner. With her billionaire status, this Kardashian-Jenner is now richer than all of her sisters put together, per the net worths of the Kardashians listed by Forbes. Only fitting that her little girl should live in comfort, right?

Cosmopolitan reports that Travis and Kylie splashed out a sweet $25,000 for their baby girl. And it was only for one chair. The chair that "daddy dropped off" for his girl comes designed by Humberto and Fernando Campana. Nothing these brothers sell costs under $10,000. Three guesses why something about Stormi's surroundings suggests that a normal life isn't likely on the cards.

We're obsessed with this beautiful baby, her awesome mom, and their life. Still, a "life less ordinary" seems kind of applicable, here.

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