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15 Weirdest Places Celebrities Have Done The Nasty

You won't believe some of the crazy places these celebrities have had sex! They've done it everywhere from a porta-potty at a festival to a federal prison!?

There will be no mention of celebrities joining the Mile High Club here though because about 100 different celebs have said they've done it on private or even commercial planes. Boring! We want to know about the guys who've done it in a DJ booth or on the Staten Island ferry...

Here are some of the weirdest places celebrities claim to have had sex (or where they were caught in the act).

15 In between two subway cars 

Zoe Saldana is pretty open about her sex life. She told a radio host that the craziest place she had sex was on a New York subway train that ran from Coney Island to the city. Here's the craziest part, they did it in between two of the cars. She joked, “Okay, this is ghetto, but hey, I’m from Queens.” I don't know about it being ghetto but it's certainly a very dangerous idea. Sex in a random place might be fun and exciting but surely that's taking it a bit too far. It's really not worth risking getting your dangly bits caught somewhere in the speeding metal contraption is it?

14 In a porta-potty at Coachella 

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According to reports, actor Gerard Butler took an attractive brunette into a porta-potty while partying at Coachella in Palm Springs back in 2012. He may be settled now but the sexy Scotsman we adored in P.S. I Love You was notorious for being a ladies man' and has hooked up with a whole host of female celebs according to rumours. So clearly there was a time when Butler was just willing to do it anywhere. Nookie in a porta potty is just nasty though, especially at a festival, think of all the germs!

13 In a limo on the way to an awards show 

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More than one celebrity couple is guilty of doing the deed on the way to an awards show. Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton were the trend-setters. They did it on the way to the MTV Movie Awards back in 2000. And true to her unusual self, Jolie told everybody about it on the red carpet at the event. Jada Pinkett-Smith and Will Smith also got jiggy with it in a limo on the way to the 2009 Academy Awards. Jada didn't go around telling everybody about it straight afterwards though.

12 Under a table at the Vanity Fair Oscars bash

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Former fiancées, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are big news right now, as reports are flooding in that they're getting back together and rumour has it they'll be married by the end of this year. Before they split a few years ago they were very much young and in love. They were so passionately in love that they apparently couldn't wait until after the Vanity Fair Oscars Party in 2012 to get it on. Rumours circulated that they got busy underneath a table. Bear in mind that this was before the princess of pop had cemented her bad girl image (by twerking with Robin Thicke) so it probably seemed like pretty wild news at the time.

11 In an elevator at the Chateau Marmont

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According to rumours, Hollywood stars Scarlett Johansson and Benicio Del Toro hooked up in the LA hotel elevator after the 2004 Oscars ceremony. Johansson is quoted as saying, 'We were making out or having sex or something, which is very unsanitary.' So the pair maybe had a fumble at the very least. Johansson was only 19 years-old, while Del Toro, whom she was dating at the time, was almost twice her age at 37. Clearly awards season makes celebrities very frisky!

10 In federal prison

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Rapper T.I. got a little naughty with his wife Tiny while he was incarcerated in 2011. As you will know from watching Orange is the New Black, when inmates get visits from their significant others they're allowed a kiss and a hug at the start and end of the visit, but no physical contact other than that. T.I., who was locked up on a weapons charge, decided to disregard those rules as his wife performed a sex act on him during visiting hours. So it wasn't even a conjugal – let's hope there weren't too many other people in the visiting room. The worst of it is the pair got caught and T.I. was sent to a “special housing unit” as punishment.

9 The Grand Canyon

When The Huffington Post asked actress / funny lady Jenny McCarthy about the strangest place she has had sex, she answered, “I wish it was more exciting, but it’s the Grand Canyon.” She makes it sound as if her answer is as boring as “the couch” or “the bottom of the bed” or something. So McCarthy had sex in a reasonably exciting place but she said it wasn't a particularly good experience as it was too hot and there were stones and scorpions around. In fact she said, “It was like the strangest and worst sex of my life.” So next time she decides to do it outdoors she might consider somewhere with a more comfortable climate and fewer venomous creatures.

8 In a Vegas DJ booth

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Talk about putting on a show, Pete Wentz claims to have had sex while DJ-ing at a club in Vegas. The Fall Out Boy musician explained to FHM that there was a balcony overlooking the dancing revellers but that none of the party guests could actually see onto the balcony. I guess he just got carried away, maybe it was the energy of the crowd... But wasn't he getting paid to work, not to get laid?

7 In a box at London's Royal Albert Hall

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In case you didn't know this is a very fancy concert hall in Kensington. Every year it plays host to The BBC Proms, a prestigious classical music festival. The Royal Albert Hall is also where Brad Pitt did the nasty with Sinitta, a singer who was popular in the 80's and who is now a household name in Britain thanks to her appearances on The X Factor. According to Sinitta, whom he dated in 1988, they got busy on the floor of a private box at the Royal Albert Hall. That's not really the sophisticated behaviour one might expect at such a la-di-da location.

6 On stage

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This is just crazy, really. At a gig in Minneapolis, rapper Danny Brown received oral sex while he was on stage. The event received lots of media attention after Kendrick Lamar tweeted about it. According to reports, a girl in the crowd just pulled his pants down while he was performing and preceded to perform a sexual act on him. There's a video floating around on the internet if you really want to see it. It caused lots of different responses from the public. Some people thought he was a terrible misogynist, others thought he was a legend for what happened.

5 On a Jet Ski

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If you're concerned about getting sand in your private areas or that he won't be able to perform so well in the cold temperatures of the ocean then why not make like Kendra Wilkinson and have sex on a Jet Ski? Heff's former girlfriend told Us Weekly that she and her husband Hank Baskett had sex on a Jet Ski in Cabo because they like to mix things up basically. She said, “I'm not a PDA person, but I like sex in cars and stuff!” So is she saying that she doesn't like it when couples kiss and cuddle when they're out and about but she doesn't mind doing it in public? Hmm...

4 On the Staten Island ferry

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Liev Schreiber is another celebrity who has made sweet love on a form of New York public transport. In an interview, ELLE asked the actor about his proudest public sex achievement, to which he responded, “I once had a very fun Sunday on the Staten Island ferry.” Unfortunately, he divulged no further details about that particular outing. Elsewhere in the interview he described how he has an “octogenarian fetish” and how he almost did it with a mature Argentinian woman when he was a young bartender, but he didn't end up closing the deal.

3 In a CBS parking lot

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It made headlines when Django Unchained actress Daniele Watts was supposedly caught doing naughty things with her boyfriend in a Mercedes outside of CBS Studios. Witnesses claimed the couple were having sex in the car and called the police. Watts vehemently denied the allegations, saying they were just making out and accused the LAPD officers of being racist. The actress was handcuffed after failing to hand over her ID and walking away while she was being questioned. Witnesses claim that Watts had her breasts out and that she wiped her boyfriend down before discarding a tissue nearby. Are you sure you were just making out Daniele?

2 In the bathroom at the Met Opera House

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When Drew Barrymore was dating Fabrizio Moretti, the drummer from The Strokes, the pair got caught having sex in the ladies' bathroom of the New York opera house. Moretti revealed this saucy secret in an interview with Contact Music, saying that they got bored during La Boheme and so decided to entertain themselves. They were thrown out by a security guard but Moretti reckoned that if they had gone to the men's room and not the ladies' they wouldn't have had a problem.

1 In a bathroom at the gym

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Back when Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were together they apparently got to it in the bathroom of a gym. Well you're there to have a workout so why not? Gyms get super busy and people are surely walking in and out of the bathrooms and changing rooms all of the time. So it must have been a very public affair. Kourt's sister Kim isn't shy about having sex pretty much everywhere with her husband Kanye either. On their reality TV show Kim K talked about how much sex she and Kanye were having in public bathrooms etc. while they were trying to conceive.

Sources: complex.comhuffingtonpost.comyourtango.comtmz.com

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