15 Trashy Confessions About Women Living In Trailer Parks

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15 Trashy Confessions About Women Living In Trailer Parks

Ever wonder what it’s really like to live in a trailer park? Well, some people don’t have to wonder, they’ve experienced it firsthand. And although the experience was a little shocking and troublesome at times, at least they came out of it with some amazing stories to tell. Many of these stories are told by girls who found themselves living in a crazy trailer park for whatever reason. Some of the other stories are told by people who actually dated trailer park girls (or guys) and figured out the hard why these people have such a reputation.

That’s not to say that all people who live in trailer parks are like this. There are many trailer parks which are filled with decent hardworking people, and it’s just like any other normal neighborhood. But you can’t deny that there are many trailer parks which definitely fit the whole “trailer trash” stereotype, and its people are definitely a little stranger and more eccentric than your average person. Reddit is a wonderful place to come and tell your craziest trailer park stories, and this is a collection of the best ones…

15. “I found out that she’d never even graduated from school much less was a doctor […] As it turns out, she’s now a twice divorce junkie with 5 kids. True white trash.”

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Many times, trailer park girls are actually really nice people. They just so happen to live in less fortunate circumstances. While that may be the case in some cases, it certainly wasn’t with this particular girl. One guy tells of how he dated her, and soon found out he had made a huge mistake. She lied and told him that she graduated medical school and was a doctor. But that was only the beginning of the lies…

“She was a habitual liar and hot check writer. I found out that she’d never even graduated from school much less was a doctor. She had put her last boyfriend into bankruptcy by having him sign on a car for her and then she defaulted on it. She had also been arrested a few times for various types of extortion and embezzlement. I got home from work that night and kicked her out. She wasn’t unattractive but she also wasn’t worth going into bankruptcy over or having to go to court for / against. Worst girlfriend ever. I got curious a few months ago and found her on facebook. As it turns out, she’s now a twice divorce junkie with 5 kids. True white trash.”

14. “He was living in homeless shelters in NYC so he could “surprise” me when I would go into the city. I changed my phone number and email and blocked him on every social site I was on… “

Living in a trailer park can really cut down your dating options. For many girls who live in trailer parks, there really isn’t much choice but to date trailer park guys. And again, some of them are actually really nice people. Others… well, let’s just say that this particular girl wishes she’d never even met this guy. She actually had to block him on all her social media, which gives you a pretty clear idea of how this relationship went…

“I dated a white trash guy. He went to my university for a semester and a half, then “transferred” out. He came back to my college town take me out on a date. Well, that date turned into him living in my house for 3 months. He was rude to my family and would tell me how “manipulative” they were. He tried to stay in touch with me after we broke up, decided to move to NJ when I moved home after college to be “close to me”, and at one point was living in homeless shelters in NYC so he could “surprise” me when I would go into the city. I changed my phone number and email and blocked him on every social site I was on.”

13. “She became abusive and tried to fight all the time (with fists) , and had severe anger problems. She cheated and got caught, and I was done with her […] Her family was worse, just trashy rednecks.”

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Sometimes, dating a trailer park girl can just be way too much of a culture shock. There are certain trailer parks out there which are very different. Walking in can feel like setting foot on another planet. And the girls are definitely different from the average female, at least in this case. This guy tells a story of a trailer park girl she met. She seemed nice at first, but the more he got to know her, the more crazy she started to become…

“I met a country girl , who at first seemed nice she loved to cook and in time she would try to get close to my family (sort of odd for me) By calling them up asking how they doing , inviting herself over, making plans for us to go over, which was good, but I thought, she is just friendly. But she was very loud, embarrassing at restaurants and around friends. She became abusive and try to fight all the time (with fists) , and had severe anger problems. She cheated and got caught, and I was done with her, I had given her enough chances to clean up her act. Her family was worse, just trashy rednecks.”

12. “She had a light BO smell that was covered up with that flowery deodorant. She basically looked like she didn’t take baths regularly.”

When we’re young and in our teens, we don’t have the kind of dating experience necessary to pick out the best partners. We’re kind of optimistic about pretty much everything, and we’ll date anyone that gets us going, regardless of the possible consequences. A great example of this happened to one Reddit user who dated a trailer park girl when he was 15. But despite the weirdness of this situation, the relationship actually went really well, and was pretty cute if you can past the fact that she didn’t really bathe…

“I met this girl (we’ll call her Karen) when I was 15, she was almost a full year younger than me. I remember when I met her she was wearing sandals, shorts that were cut so short that you could see the boxers she was wearing underneath, ripped baby tee with spaghetti straps and the arms cut off, and her hair was extremely dusty, like she had been rolling around in dirt. Her clothes looked that way too. She also had lots of freckles (HUGE turn on for me at the time) and was missing a couple of her bottom teeth because her brother pushed her off a tractor a few years earlier. She had a light BO smell that was covered up with that flowery deodorant. She basically looked like she didn’t take baths regularly, but at the time, I was such a freaking horndog that I didn’t care at all.”

11. “I dated a 28 year old… with 4 kids and an abusive husband […] She was proud that she had ‘almost all her teeth.'”

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Sometimes, we just don’t have any control over where we live, and the way in which we were brought up. If you’re raised in a trailer park environment, you’re going to have very different outlooks and ideas than someone who was raised in a rich neighborhood. That’s just the way it is. You can try to take yourself out of the trailer park, but you’ll never take the trailer park out of you. One guy on Reddit admitted to growing up in this environment, which led to some pretty crazy situations. Namely the time when he dated a 28-year-old stripper with 4 kids and an abusive husband. I don’t even…

“I live in the Midwest. I dated a 28 year old Stripper with 4 kids and an abusive husband. Yep, I sure was intelligent while that went on, called it quits pretty soon though. Also, she was proud that she had ‘almost all her teeth’.. brrr.. damn I drank to0 much back in the day…”

10. “I picked up a white trash hitchhiker. She was amazed at the idea of me being fully employed… & wanted to be intimate on her mother’s couch”

Most people would never dream of hitchhiking, especially in this day and age, and especially with all those scary movies about people picking up hitchhikers. But the rules don’t really apply to certain people, especially trailer park residents. The sad thing is that they don’t really have much of a choice; their poverty level means they have to try and hitchhike. Well one time, a Reddit user picked up what he describes as a “white trash hitchiker.” You won’t believe what happens next…

“Long time ago, I picked up a white trash hitchhiker. I was driving a cute little microcar at the time and we chatted as we rolled along. She was amazed at the idea of me being fully employed… how’s that for low expectations? She asked me to drop her off at her mother’s mobile home & to come inside. She spoke briefly to her mom, who made herself scarce. Girlie then stripped her shirt off & wanted to be intimate on her mother’s couch. It was all too much; unhappy topless stranger on her mother’s pink chintz couch. I kissed her lightly, thanked her earnestly for the offer & left.”

9. “She tells me that’s not her boyfriend, that’s her brother […] Later on I found out she was pregnant…”

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We’ve all heard the story before: Trailer trash girl ends up having a baby with her brother, cue incest jokes. But what if that scenario was real? What if it actually happens? Sadly, it does. Especially in poverty-stricken areas such as some trailer parks. It’s one of the most tragic things that can happen, especially because the baby is almost always defective in some way or another. Well one Reddit user experienced this exact situation firsthand, and it wasn’t pretty…

“I called my friend up – let’s call him Joe. I ask Joe where he’s going tonight and if anything fun is going to happen. He said that he is going to this party at this house. Sounds fun, I’m coming. Well the girls start getting here, and this one rather good looking girl gets out and she says hi to all the guys and kisses one of them for about 15 seconds. I’m thinking that it’s her boyfriend. I’m getting pretty drunk and join the girls in the ” hot tub” which was kinda warm… Well the hot girl comes over to me and starts talking to me, and later on kisses me. I back off, and told her that she has a boyfriend. She tells me that’s not her boyfriend, that’s her brother. Few weeks later, she send me a picture of her naked then bam, a pregnancy test that’s positive. I have had surgery so I know I couldn’t have. Later on I found out she was pregnant by her brother.”

8. “Her friends would go on walks or runs all the time, even in the middle of the night. They did not seem to realize that a murder had just happened two houses down.”

Interestingly, not all trailer park residents are white, or even “American.” The long-standing stereotype is that trailer trash are white, but the truth is that they are multi-ethnic environments. But one Reddit user tells of her experience with a trailer park that was primarily Asian, Hmong to be exact. These are a distinct group of people in Southeast Asia. Well, as it turned out, none of them spoke very good English, and they had no idea how dangerous their neighborhood really was. They would go walking around at night, past houses where people had been murdered recently…

“Most people in the trailer park were Asian, and many of them were Hmong, many of those who did not speak English. Despite the place being a “bad” neighborhood, Samantha and her friends would go on walks or runs all the time, even in the middle of the night. They did not seem to realize that a murder had just happened two houses down, or that criminals on the run would hide on their streets.”

7. “A lot of people die. Not due to murder, but things like drugs, alcohol, poor health, and old age.”

What is it really like to live in a trailer park? We’ve seen the movies, and we’ve heard the stories. But for people who have actually experienced this firsthand, it’s a very different thing. There seems to be a much stronger sense of community, but is that always a good thing? This one Reddit user seemed to think that living in a trailer park meant constantly getting bothered by her neighbors, asking for money and rides, as if it were expected. Also, she says that people are dying all the time, just not from the causes that you might expect…

“From experience and observation, there is a lot of drama and gossiping. People complain about everything like dogs barking, how many cars you own, where where you park. There are always a handful of alcoholics and drug addicts. Neighbors tend to be overly involved in each other’s lives. More specifically, people ask and expect neighbors to do them favors like give rides and lend money. Basically neighbors tend to be nuisances who will take advantage of you if you let them. A lot of people die. Not due to murder, but things like drugs, alcohol poor health, and old age. Also, many people live in deplorable conditions. Several people I know of have no power, no water, and no heat in their trailers. And finally, cats. There are many cats.”

6. “By night, it got rough. We’re talking trashed out cars coming through with loud bad bass, really loud women picking and getting into fist fights […] As a small nerdy white girl, I did not feel safe.”

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One thing’s for sure though, people in trailer parks party hard. Or at least the people in did in this girl’s park. It actually got to the point where this Reddit user didn’t even feel safe in her environment any more. She tells a story where people got very, very rowdy, and not just the fun kind of rowdy either. Women were fist-fighting each other in the street, and men were throwing bottles at each other. And to add insult to injury, it was impossible to sleep with the loud bass coming out of the cars…

“I lived in a trailer home, in a trailer park, for about 6 months. To be honest, the home itself was really nice. Hardwood floors, new appliances, a big master bedroom with a garden tub in the bathroom. The problem was the neighborhood. By day, it looked fine. Quiet and deserted. But by night, it got rough. We’re talking trashed out cars coming through with loud bad bass, really loud women picking and getting into fist fights, ratty kids stealing things out of your yard, and drunk guys throwing bottles into the street. Drugs and fights and theft were an accepted reality. As a small nerdy white girl, I did not feel safe and I wouldn’t want anyone else to have to live in a situation like that.”

5. “A few guys were talking about “supin’ up” their lawnmowers. They did. One of them got his to go about 35 mph. It’s a wonder any of them are still alive.”

So we’ve seen the dark side of trailer park life. But what about the light-hearted side? It’s time to venture into “laugh out loud” territory, and this Reddit user who used to live in a trailer park has some really funny story. Well, some of the things she’s seen aren’t too funny, like pregnant women drinking in bars every night. But there was one story about a few guys who decided they would “soup up” their lawnmowers. In the end, they got them running at over 35 mph. Looking back, she wonders how any of them even survived…

“Most white trash thing I’ve ever seen: A guy who went deer hunting every weekend, whether it was deer season or not. A shirt that read “Mess with me, and you mess with the whole trailer park.” At least two pregnant women seemed to be in bars every night. A few guys were talking about “supin’ up” their lawnmowers. They did. One of them got his to go about 35 mph. It’s a wonder any of them are still alive. My high school had a “drive your tractor/ATV to school”-day.”

4. “A girl I went to school with posting nursery ideas for her unborn son. They included a Harley Davidson themed nursery and a camo nursery.”

Another Reddit user posted on the same thread, which asked the question “What’s the most white trash thing you’ve ever seen?” Well, there was some pretty hilarious answers, but this girl in particular seems to have seen it all. Her experiences range from seeing a pregnant woman chain-smoking three cigarettes in a row, to seeing another woman post her nursery ideas on social media. She was trying to decide between a camo nursery and a Harley Davidson-themed nursery. But if you look on the internet, it seems like Harley-Davidson is actually a common trend for nurseries these days…

“Most white trash things I’ve ever seen: A woman in a wedding dress standing outside or a rinky-dink restaurant smoking a cigar holding a pizza box. A hugely pregnant woman with 3 other small kids came in to the Wendy’s I worked at and asked if we accepted EBT. When I told her no she went outside, smoked like 3 cigs while waiting for someone to drop some money off for her. Which she used to buy food for only herself. A girl I went to school with posting nursery ideas for her unborn son. They included a Harly Davidson themed nursery and a camo nursery. A pregnant 15 year old in my HS wearing a shirt that said “I’m not fat I’m knocked up.”

3. “Then she drops the bomb … ‘My boyfriend, he beats his wife, but he never touch me.'”

Everyone remember their first romantic experience. The excitement, the nervousness, and the hope that something wonderful might happen. But as most of us remember, these situations had a knack for letting us down and leaving us feeling disappointed. Well, one Reddit user shares his story of one of his first romantic experiences with a girl. Only this girl was from a trailer park, and nothing could prepare him for what this girl said to him…

“I was a teenage boy in Tennessee. My two brothers and I slipped the leash on Friday night and went out looking to pick up girls. We pulled up next to a car with three sweet little things and got them to follow us to the park so we could hang out at the playground. After the mandatory hiss-whisper convo with the boys… I’m hanging out with one of the girls, on the swings. Here I am thinking I’m making time, things are going well. Then she drops the bomb … “My boyfriend, he beats his wife, but he never touch me.” Said with smug pride. As all my parts south of the Mason-Dixon line sadly deflate…”

2. “Between him and his girlfriend they have 10 kids […] and a random girl sleeping on his couch all squeezed into his trailer home.”

We’ve all met that one trailer park guy before. The signs are all there, he might as well have it written right across his forehead. This Reddit user has the pleasure of actually working with someone who is the epitome of “white trash,” in her words. It’s actually pretty sad, because he has a past of drug problems. He also has a whopping ten kids. How is that even possible. Can you imagine having ten kids? And to top it all off, he actually lets some random girl sleep on his couch too. That is just beyond trashy…

“My co-worker is is the most white trash person I’ve ever met. He’s 35 and used to smoke meth so he doesn’t have any front teeth. Constantly drinks malt liquor, 40oz, and rum at work and rolls his own cigarettes. Between him and his girlfriend they have 10 kids (one of whom is locked up in a mental hospital) and a random girl sleeping on his couch all squeezed into his trailer home.”

1. “Her parents were from a very backwoods country area. They had ties to the certain cult…they hated a LOT of minority groups.”

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We all know the stereotypical trailer trash “redneck” family. These are the people you see on cartoons (think Cletus from The Simpsons), and we can all laugh at that over-the-top caricature of so-called “trailer trash.” But how accurate is that stereotype really? Well, one guy dated a trailer park girl, and when he met her family, he couldn’t believe what he was seeing… These people were almost straight out of a comedy skit – except it wasn’t funny – because these guys actually believed the same thing as the KKK…

“This one girl I dated, was open minded, and mostly calm, but, her parents were from a very backwoods country area. They had ties to the KKK, they hated blacks and gays, anyone would that did not agree with her family, was a sympathizer. I tried to avoid ever going over again, but of course your g/f forces you to go. Eventually we had a huge break down over it all, also she was later cheating.”

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