As the matriarch and “momager” of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, Kris Jenner has a lot on her plate, although she filled it heaping high under her own terms and with a clear-cut agenda. She has been accused of “pimping out” her family for money and fame, but the group seems to be just peachy with things exactly as they are.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians has been on television for years (too many some may argue), and with each passing season, the family has become more famous and richer by the second. Sprawling mansions, luxury cars, loads of bling, and expensive designer clothing keep the family looking and feeling like the modern-day Rockefellers. As the family has expanded through marriage and offspring, the role Kris plays becomes even more important. She’s the (crazy) glue that holds the big crew together and she loves the fact that her ever-growing family continues to shine like platinum in the spotlight.

But what would happen (heaven forbid) if Kris were no longer with us? Would the Kardashian-Jenner bunch carry on as usual or would all hell break loose? Would the various E! shows the family stars in continue to air? Would Caitlyn sing “Ding dong the witch is dead?” Where would she be buried and who would she leave her fortune to? So many “ifs” and so little time to consider them all. So we’ve put together 15 musings of what might happen if Kris kicked the bucket. But with the way she lives her life to the fullest, this day may not come for many, many years to come.

15 Kourtney Kardashian And Corey Gamble Would Shack Up

Rumors (or a made-up reality show story line) swirled on past episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians that Kris’ oldest daughter, Kourtney was smitten with Kris’ boyfriend/boy toy, Corey Gamble. The other sisters claimed that Kourt spent all sorts of inappropriate time hanging out and participating in activities with Kris’ much-younger man. She even brought along her kids, making the moments together “family time.” Since Kourt and her “baby daddy,” Scott Disick, are always on the outs and Corey is much closer in age to Kourt as he is to his cougar catch, Kris, it isn’t impossible to see how the two might have something in common. Of course, Kourt would never steal her mom’s main man, but once she’s gone? Open season! At least Kourt would know mom test drove the machinery and all checked out just fine.

14 Kim Kardashian West Would Take Over The Throne

Most would argue that Kim Kardashian is the woman who made the family famous (aside from Bruce Jenner fans from back in the day), so if Kris were to pass away, Kim would be the obvious choice as to who would now call the shots in the family. She pretty much does already. On the reality show, Kim and Kris would joke that Kim is her favorite child, but anyone who watches the show can tell that Kris 100% favors Kim. Kim would become the new family manager, booking gigs, making deals, and taking it all to the bank. Soon her own kids will become subjects of their own reality show and the new generation will be on display for the whole world to pick apart. Just like grandma would have had it.

13 Caitlyn Jenner Would Raid Her Closet

Now that Kris is gone, her ex, Caitlyn Jenner would have free run of the old house and get into Kris’ closet filled with expensive designer clothing, racks upon racks of shoes, and numerous glitzy accessories. Before the transition and Caitlyn was still living life as Bruce, he surely wanted to try on some of Kris’ best outfits, but now that Caitlyn is living as she has always wanted to – as a woman - she can raid Kris’ closet and grab whatever looks great on her. There must be millions of bucks worth of clothing and other items in Kris’ expansive wardrobe, so why should such glam goodies go to waste? Of course, Caitlyn must wear a larger size than Kris, but a few scarves and hats would suffice. Who’s "keeping up" now?

12 Scott Disick Would Throw An Open House Party At Her Mansion

Ever the hard partier, once Kris kicked the bucket, Scott Disick would forget about his work towards sobriety (at least for a night) and throw an all-night rage at the giant home of his kids’ grandma. He would invite everyone he knows and tell them to bring their friends too. Drinking, drugging, music, and dancing would go on until the wee hours of the night, or at least until the cops are called. Scott would call himself “The Lord” as he likes to do and be the “Great Gatsby” of the lavish affair. Of course, he would raise a glass to toast to Kris and claim the party was thrown in her honor, but it would really be a sloppy soiree to celebrate himself. Surely, he knows where Kris kept the booze.

11 Kendall Jenner Would Quit Modeling And Live A Simple Life

Kendall Jenner is one of the hottest supermodels of the moment, but sometimes it seems like she is living an inauthentic life. When she spends free time with her down-to-earth brothers on her dad’s side or has time living apart from all the hoopla that surrounds the modeling world, Kendall seems to be more at ease and a whole lot happier. But it seems like momager Kris encourages her daughter to milk the lucrative modeling thing while she is still young and relevant. That said, if Kris were to pass along, perhaps Kendall could drop her modeling contracts and move to rural America where she can ride horses all day and kick it with a new set of easy-going friends who are not well-known celebrity millionaires. Ah, the simple life!

10 Kylie Jenner Would Marry Her Current BF

Surely momma Kris wants her “baby” Kylie Jenner to stay as innocent as possible (which isn’t much) and remain single for some time before tying the knot, though it is evident that she is growing up way too fast and may follow in her big sister Kim’s footsteps and marry super-young (like Kim’s first marriage). Of course, Kris would throw a fit since a married 20-year-old Kylie would be a mess for her brand. But if Kris were to kick the bucket, the super-rich Kylie would be free as a bird to do whatever she wanted, which could be to tie the knot. Divorce seems to be no big deal in the Kar-Jen family, so if things didn’t work out for Kylie and her hubby, they could just end the relationship. Don’t forget the prenup!

9 Her “So-Called” Friends Would Write Tell-Alls

There must be all kinds of juice on Kris that the public would love to know about. Even though we think we have already heard all there is to know about the family matriarch, there must be secrets her closest friends know about that they have been holding in for decades. But if Kris were to die, it would be open season for these “friends” to spill the beans and dish out all the dirt they have on Kris. They could make millions selling tell-all books and doing television and magazine interviews. What did she know about O.J.? Did she ever cheat on her husband(s)? Who is Khloe’s real dad? Did Kris ever do drugs? The list goes on and on and these ladies would unzip their lips for the right price.

8 Khloe Would Use Her Inheritance Money To Open A Chain Of Fitness Centers

As Khloe Kardashian has been getting in the best shape of her life, she keeps her super-fit and firm body looking mean and lean by participating in lots of strenuous exercise and she eats healthfully as well. If her mom Kris were to pass away, Khloe would want to be sure to remain in peak shape so she lives a long and healthy life. With the mounds of money Kris left for Khloe in her will, she would use it to open a super-cool chain of fitness centers – first in her home state of sunny California, then all across the country and maybe even worldwide. Fans who admire Khloe’s new fierce and fab physique will join her gyms in droves in order to get that same killer look, booty and all!

7 It Would Be Revealed That She Knew All Along About Caitlyn Jenner’s Desires To Transition

While Kris acted stunned when Bruce Jenner transitioned into Caitlyn, it has been hinted that she knew more about her hubby than she let on for the cameras. Caitlyn has claimed that Kris was aware of the situation to a certain degree, and if Kris were to pass away, more revelations may come to light about what she knew about her ex’s desires to blossom into full womanhood. Perhaps Kris thought it was just a phase or didn’t think her husband would truly go through with what was deep inside. Or maybe Kris just didn’t want the world to know she was cool with marrying a man who had a plan to one day live life as a woman. Whatever the case may be, once she is gone, more details will be sure to unravel.

6 Kanye West Would Make A Scene At Her Funeral

Never one to sit on the sidelines like a wilting wallflower, Kanye West would be sure to be the star of the show at Kris’ funeral since he wants to be in the spotlight no matter the occasion. What’s a coffin to stop him? Perhaps it will be time for the family to deliver heartfelt speeches about the dearly departed. Rather than remembering the special times with his mother-in-law, Kanye will announce his next concert tour dates or rant about why his last album didn’t sell as much as it could have. He may even cut off Kim mid-eulogy so he can stick his two-cents in. While everyone will be wearing black, Kayne will show up in clothing from his latest line, and it surely won’t be what is considered funeral-appropriate.

5 Corey Gamble Would Reveal That They Were Never Actually Romantically Involved

Once his cougar has gone to the sanctuary in the sky, Corey Gamble will come out to the world with the not-so-shocking news that he and Kris were never really an item. He would explain that Kris simply wanted a man on her arm for special celeb events and photo opps, but they were never intimate with one another, not even once. Everyone will believe him because Kris won’t be there to contradict his story. Some ladies will come out of the woodworks and declare they were with Corey while he was supposedly in a committed relationship with Kris. Of course, Kris will have left Corey a wad of money in her will which he will be all too happy to claim and spend immediately. A cub’s gotta do what a cub’s gotta do!

4 Rob Kardashian Would Rely On Lamar Odom For Support

While they have not seen each other in a long time, Rob Kardashian and Khloe’s ex, Lamar Odom will reconnect once Rob’s mom Kris passes. The two were like brothers while Lamar and Khloe were still married – heck, they all lived under one roof for a while. Rob and Lamar were like two very different peas in a pod, but things soon went south and they stopped spending time together. But if Kris were to die, Rob would be a major mess and Lamar seems like the only person who can get through to him. They can sit back and watch sports on TV, go out to eat, and chill with Rob’s new baby Dream. Rob tends to get depressed, so if Lamar doesn’t help him, he may never come out in public again.

3 Blac Chyna Would Try To Weasel Her Way Into Getting Some Money

Lots of people think that Blac Chyna only got together with Rob Kardashian and had a baby with him so she could become more famous and get some of that plentiful Kardashian money. It is hard to say if this is true, but now that she and Rob are on the outs, it is looking more and more believable. That said, if Kris were on death’s door, Chyna may try to get back in good with Rob so she can secure some of that hard-earned Kardashian money that Kris will leave to her only son in her will. Rob seems to be wishy-washy, so any advances from Chyna will be welcome and he will fall victim to her scheme. Chyna will pocket the dough and post pics of all her new purchases on Instagram.

2 Kim Kardashian West Would Use Her Home For Storage

Kim Kardashian West has moved in with her mom over the years as she and her hubby have waited for their own homes to be built. Kim has taken over entire rooms in order to store her clothing and to make space for her babies. But if Kris were to pass along, Kim would not have to fight for space in her mother’s home any more. She would just take over the entire palace and use it as a personal walk-in closet of gigantic proportions. All of the rooms would belong to Kim and her endless array of designer clothing, expensive shoe collection, purses and bags, and shiny jewels. She’s even make special closets for her kids and Kanye would organize his belongings in the home as well. Who needs a storage locker when you are as rich as the Kardashians?

1 Kourtney Kardashian Would Do It Once More With Scott Disick To Have One More Baby… Named Kris

Kourtney Kardashian and her three-time “baby daddy” Scott Disick are always in the middle of a crisis, mostly due to Scott’s bad behavior, but they seem to work things out temporarily when it is baby making time. Although she has said that she is finally done with Scott in the romantic sense for good, she does recognize that they make the most adorable babies together. Kourt will sensually woo Scott into the sack when the time is right and she will get pregnant from the one-time encounter. She will have her bouncing baby and name it Kris, whether it is a boy or a girl… how perfect! Scott will claim that Kourt tricked him into having a fourth child, but it takes two to tango! Kris will look down on her growing family from above and wish them health, happiness, and a contract for another reality show.