Okay, let’s be honest now – every girl has watched at least one episode of The Real Housewives of Somewhere, just to figure out what all the fuss is about. And – let’s be really, really honest – we’ve pretty much all gotten sucked into a Housewives marathon, where five episodes down the line we’re swigging wine just like our favorite crazy characters and eagerly watching all the drama unfold.

Why do we love it so much? Who knows. Perhaps it’s the drama, perhaps it’s the attempts to conspicuously flash wealth at every opportunity, perhaps it’s the fact that we know at least one cast member is going to pretty much implode every season. Hell, maybe it’s those catchy taglines (come on – you know you’ve considered what yours would be if you snagged a spot).

Whether you’re all about that 90210 lifestyle and are hooked on Beverly Hills, a cosmopolitan girl checking out what’s happening in New York, a southern belle seeing how they deal with beef, southern style, or a California girl who loves the original Orange County version… there’s a Housewives cast for you, and you know all their names.

With someone like Lisa Rinna being added to the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, our creative, trashy reality television watching brains couldn’t help but wonder… what if some other celebs managed to snag roles as the newest housewives? We’d be (even more) hooked!

Here are 15 stars who definitely need to become Real Housewives… you know, if the whole making millions of dollars in their respective entertainment industry careers isn’t working out.

15 Snooki

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When someone has already been on a reality series, they kind of know the drill, so Snooki would be a pro at strapping on the mic pack and making sure the camera was always trained on her. She's an interesting housewife because of her fist pumping jersey girl past. Nowadays, she’s all about that healthy lifestyle, filling her schedule with gym time and cuddle time with her little meatball. However, we can’t help but think that, after one too many mimosas, she might go all Jersey on one of her castmates, and we all know that that makes awesome television.

14 Tina Fey

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Yes, Tina Fey is probably far too successful to go on a reality series – she’s busy working on her countless hysterical projects. However, a girl can dream. Every woman loved Tina serving up girl power alongside BFF Amy Poehler on Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update, and when she played Liz Lemon – a girl who was unabashedly herself, staying in, eating cheese, and getting her groove on – we loved her even more. Fey would be a fiercely intelligent housewife, and her comedic chops mean her interviews would be out of control snarky and fabulous. Plus, come on – we all want a look inside this fairly private celeb’s life. Is she Liz Lemon in real life? Does she let her daughter Alice watch Mean Girls? Yes to Liz Lemon! Yes to staying in more!

13 Victoria Beckham

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Thanks to her tendency to strike a solemn pose, Victoria Beckham isn’t exactly known for being fun, but tell that to anyone who’s seen the gem that is Victoria Beckham: Coming to America. Go ahead, watch it really quickly – we’ll wait. For those who don’t know, when her soccer superstar hubby David came to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy, Victoria came to California ahead of time to set up a house for her family. In the process she did everything from take a full hair and make-up team to the DMV for her driver’s license photo, confront gossip blogger Perez Hilton, send a blow up doll version of herself around for the paparazzi to follow… she was consistently hilarious and did one outlandish thing after another. She would be the best housewife the show has ever seen.

12 Christina Aguilera

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Pop superstar Christina Aguilera has been called a diva several times over the years, and not just because of her massive set of pipes. A diva isn’t exactly the type of person you want to work with on a regular reality series like The Voice, or in close quarters on a tour bus, but let’s be honest – that is exactly the type of person you want on Real Housewives. At some point in every episode, she would belt out a tune. At some point, she’d get in a fight with another housewife and toss her wine – something that has happened before and will continue to happen as long as there are housewives drinking wine. She would bring that diva attitude and entertain audiences endlessly.

11 Gwyneth Paltrow

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Paltrow is known for her ultra-healthy lifestyle, so we’d love to get a look behind the scenes and seeing if she slips up. We want to see her forcing Apple to drink kale smoothies, we want to see her throwing a dinner party with super healthy, virtuous food that everyone hates, we want to see her making decisions at Goop, and most of all, we want to see if she ever caves and chows down on an entire bag of M&M’s – family size. Plus, now that she’s split with Coldplay crooner Chris Martin, she’s rocking the hot single mom angle. The romantic storyline possibilities are truly endless.

10 Jessica Simpson

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While there are some shrewd businesswomen amongst the Housewives crew, let’s be honest – cocktail gossip sessions on the show aren’t exactly comparable to a Mensa meeting. Pop star Jessica Simpson would fit right in. Plus, she would have absolutely no trouble with the technical aspects of filming a reality series, having starred on Newlyweds in her younger days. Come on, Jess – you delighted us all with shining debates like the infamous chicken of the sea incident as a young newlywed, it’s time to bring those insights back onto our screens. Someone known for saying incredibly stupid things in interviews and on television? We’d love to watch that trainwreck go down.

9 Jada Pinkett Smith

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Every single person who’s even the slightly bit interested in celebrities wants to know what on earth is going on in the Pinkett Smith household. How does Jada stay looking so incredible through the years? Does Will bust out the Fresh Prince rhymes on the regular? How on earth did they parent Jaden to have him become so bizarre? Is Willow constantly whipping her hair around when Jada’s trying to prep dinner? Do they compare who has the coolest wardrobe? There are literally so many questions we have about this family, and we would love to see the matriarch every week on our screens letting us in on all the secrets.

8 Sofia Vergara

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Sure, Sofia Vergara’s son Manolo is basically all grown up – he just graduated college, after all. However, now that she’s with fiancé Joe Manganiello, rumors have been circulating about the insanely hot duo having a child together. Whether that happens or not, can we just agree that one of Hollywood’s hottest couples would be incredibly fun to watch onscreen every week? First of all, Vergara is basically allergic to not looking glammed up 100% of the time – we’d love to see her in fluffy pajamas with a face mask on. Second, with Joe hanging around so much now that they’re in happy pre-marriage bliss, there’s a chance that he might wander into a scene shirtless. It’s a win-win, really.

7 Gisele Bundchen

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Gisele Bundchen has gotten a bit of screen time in brief interviews and small roles, but on the whole, her super successful career has basically been about her look, not her opinions. After all, she’s a supermodel – she shows up, looks fierce, and delivers on the catwalk or in the photo studio. Now that she’s retired from the modelling game, we can’t help but wonder what she does all day with Tom Brady and the kids. Can you really imagine Gisele Bundchen whipping up peanut butter sandwiches? It seems so contrary to her ultra-gorgeous image that we can’t help but be intrigued.

6 Nicole Richie

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While she may not be as close with former BFF Paris Hilton now, once upon a time in the 2000s Nicole Richie was one half of the reality series The Simple Life. However, let’s be serious – she was about 90% of the entertainment, thanks to her complete lack of a filter and hilarious lines. She’s mellowed down from her hard partying ways now that she has children, but we bet she’s still a lot of fun to hang out with and would make for great television. Plus, she’s already admitted that she’s a complete Real Housewives of Beverly Hills addict. She’d probably jump at the chance to cat-fight it out with all her faves.

5 Kim Kardashian

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Yeah, yeah, Kim Kardashian has a huge show right now, but she’s constantly sharing screen time with the rest of the Kardashian clan – not to mention hubby Kanye West doesn’t want to appear on the guilty pleasure reality television series. However, we can’t help but wish that she breaks out on her own after so many years of the family-centric show, and being one of the next Housewives is the perfect opportunity. I mean, can you even imagine Kanye, Kim, and North’s home life? The ratings would go through the roof. Plus, with another baby on the way, who knows what could happen. We predict teeny tiny Birkin bags and baby Louboutins.

4 Rachel Zoe

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Any woman who has found herself obsessed with stylist to the stars Rachel Zoe’s reality series, The Rachel Zoe Project, knows that there is absolutely no such thing as too much Zoe. She has coined countless catch phrases and her complete dedication to fashion would yield so many fantastic shopping scenes. From claiming that rustic bread is so much more ‘chic’ than sliced bread to proclamations that your shirt is bananas, she is constantly quotable and constantly fabulous. Plus, the majority of her time spent on reality television happened before her children came along. Fans would love to check in with Rach and see what exactly Mommy Zoe’s daily routine looks like, and more importantly, what every member of the family is wearing every day. Plus, can you even imagine the closet tour? It would be bananas.

3 Britney Spears

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There is no denying it – the public absolutely loves Britney Spears. From her teenaged schoolgirl-skirt wearing years to her Las Vegas super show, the public has stuck by Brit through thick and thin. Why do we love her so much? Who knows, exactly. The important thing is that the franchise would get a huge amount of new viewers if Spears were to become one of the latest housewives. As an added bonus, she already has a killer catch line: “it’s Britney, bitch.” She could say that in her introduction scenes, she could say it when she dramatically exits a dinner party, she could say it after throwing a glass of wine in someone’s face… the possibilities are endless.

2 Beyoncé

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Beyoncé and rapper husband Jay-Z are one of the biggest power couples in the entertainment industry, and we basically just want to see what goes on in their household on a daily basis. Singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran recently said in an interview that he took the duo to a dive bar for pizza and a jam session. Stories like that make us think that, despite their huge combined net worth, they’d probably be a lot of fun to watch. Plus, with Blue Ivy around, we might see the next biggest music sensation grow up and find her voice right before our eyes.

1 Chrissy Teigen

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First thing’s first, Chrissy Teigen needs to be the next Real Housewife primarily because she is a huge, huge fan of the show. She has a strong opinion on every version, has tweeted about the housewives, and totally geeks out whenever she meets one of them. Plus, anyone who knows anything about Chrissy Teigen knows she’s an absolute foodie, meaning that she would throw insane dinner parties full of decadent, butter-filled dinners and just gleefully watch the other housewives sweat it out. The cherry on top is that she has literally already penned her own tagline – according to an interview she had with Refinery 29, it would be the absolutely amazing “I may be married to John, but I’m a Legend in my own right.” I mean, honestly. Give this woman a spot on the Housewives roster.

Sources: imdb.com, people.com, etonline.com, bravotv.com, bravotv.com, mirror.co.uk, bravotv.com

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