As hard as Walmart may try to adjust people’s perceptions of it, upon hearing the word, “Walmart”, people are more likely to think of the strange customers that inhabit it, rather than their always low prices. From taking naps on the benches, to bringing “adult” dolls with them, to people sticking their hands down other people’s pants, there is just something about a Walmart that causes people to get a little too comfortable. Actually, “comfortable” would be putting it lightly because what these people do are far, far, worse. In fact, if this is how people act in a Walmart, it’s hard to imagine how they would act in their own homes. So without further ado, here are 15 ridiculous people making themselves at home at a Walmart.
15 Sweet Dreams
Wait a minute… Are you trying to tell me that I could’ve been taking all my naps at Walmart this whole time?! And to think that I wasted all those glorious hours of sleep on my couch in my own home. What was I thinking? This guy definitely has the right idea.
14 Hop On Pop
As crazy as some of the things you’ll see in Walmart are, these next two people managed to set the bar even higher. I don’t know exactly what this girl is doing on top of this gentleman with her shorts hiked all the way up, but I have a pretty good idea. And it is quite unsettling.
13 Feet In The Food
Ah yes, this is something that every shopper wants to see: someone sticking their foot on the food. In what world is this an acceptable thing to do? Perhaps she can sneeze in the food next. That would at least be a step up. You know what, I better not give this girl any ideas.
12 Gone Fishing
If a guy setting up shop by the fish tanks in a Walmart, and then proceeding to go fishing, isn’t the definition of someone making themselves at home, then I don’t know what is. To be honest, I’m a little surprised that he didn’t head over to the beer section and crack open a cold one too.
11 Blue In The Face
Let me ask you a question: If you do an at-home facial, but you are currently at Walmart, is it still considered an at-home facial? Also, aren’t those types of masks meant to be left on for only a few minutes? So then how is she supposed to wash if off in time if she’s not at home? I need answers.
10 Invitation To The Pants Party
Can you smell it? Love is in the air. And hands are down people’s pants. This next lovely couple decided to take PDA to the next level. Instead of a simple kiss on the lips or holding hands, these two decided to stick their hands down the backs of the other person’s pants. Why? Because Walmart, that’s why.
9 No Shirt, No Pants, No Problem
This next one is very serious. What sort of predicament do you have to be in where it would be acceptable for you to take a trip to Walmart while you are still in your underwear? And judging by her crossed arms, this lady doesn’t seem to be in much of a hurry. So what the heck is going on here?!
8 Grandpa’s Special Friend
Ever since grandma passed away, grandpa has found himself a new “special” friend. The only problem here is that this “special” friend is a very, very, “special” friend. And grandpa feels the need to bring his “special” friend with him to Walmart. I really like how he puts sunglasses on it as if that will somehow disguise what it really is.
7 Pajama Party
Either this father and son duo are sleepwalking, or they are well aware that they are walking around Walmart wearing their dinosaur pajama onesies. I would tend to think that this would only be possible if they are sleepwalking, but based on the people we’ve seen at Walmart, I’m sure these two are well aware of what they’re doing.
6 Tights And Tie Dye
I don’t know whether I’m more hypnotized by this next guy’s tie-dye shirt, which belongs back in the 90s, or by his way too tight blue booty shorts. To be honest, I wish I wasn’t hypnotized by either, but I’m not that lucky. I really hope he buys those pants he’s looking at, but then again, they don’t seem to be any less tight.
5 Skid Mark Steve
You’ll have to excuse me; I just threw up in my mouth. This is just so disgusting. I can’t even handle this. Can you believe how dirty this guy's shoes are?! But in all seriousness, that probably has to be one of the worst skid marks I have ever seen. You’d think this guy could do all Walmart shoppers a giant courtesy and wear a belt to cover up that brown stain.
4 Easy, Breezy, Beautiful
I don’t think there is enough bleach in the world that could make me un-see this. Every so often there are people who really leave you at a loss for words and this next woman is one of them. What would you call that piece of material draped over her naked body? Because that’s clearly not designed to be clothing. Clothing is meant to cover your body.
3 Licking Ice Cream
Apparently, people licking ice cream without buying it, and then putting it back, is a thing. Oh, how times have changed. And if that weren’t bad enough, this girl is checking out the home pregnancy tests while she does it. I can only hope that she doesn’t use the pregnancy test and then put it back like she does with the ice cream.
2 Home Arrest
Just when you’ve thought you’ve seen it all… We now have a pregnant woman, who is smoking, who has on an ankle monitor. First off, I thought those ankle monitors are only meant for house arrests. If that is the case, then this woman is really making herself at home at this Walmart. Because she probably can’t leave it.
1 Child-Size Swiffer
If Walmart’s are known for one thing, it’s their cleanliness. So there should be no problem with this boy wiping the entire floor of a Walmart with his head. I can practically feel the infections he is inevitably going to be getting from doing this. Let’s hope he doesn’t get his fingers caught in the wheels too.