Sometimes they can’t help it, and sometimes they can. But usually, when the celebrities that we tend to hate CAN help it, they really could give two craps about what we think. This can be both infuriating and amusing at the same time because you just don’t understand why they are the way they are. Whether they’re just plain annoying, or so downright, mind numbingly stupid that you can't stand it, these particular stars are just some people you literally can’t stand for the life of you. And even though you hate their guts, you still see them anywhere and everywhere from your television screen, to film, to even your Twitter and Instagram feeds. You just can’t seem to escape them, even if their star has long since imploded into a black hole of suck. Here are 15 celebs you can’t help but want to punch directly in the face.

15 Kim Kardashian: No Talent

When I single out reality TV "star" Kim Kardashian, I might as well call out all the plastics in that entire department. Everyone knows how Mrs. Kanye West even became famous, right? Her family leaked her homemade tape. That’s right, a freaking tape is how the Kardashians became a household name. No, it wasn’t because their late father Robert defended O.J. Simpson back in 1995 and was a close friend of the Juice himself (no one would have even remembered his name if it wasn’t for his daughter spreading her legs on a night-vision camera). The entire clan is completely and utterly talentless (if you want a good laugh, watch their interview with Barbra Walters a few years back when she literally said they had gotten to where they are with absolutely no talent. You could hear a pin drop in the room) and take turns embarrassing themselves on national TV. It’s sad, truly.

14 Gwyneth Paltrow: Unrelatable

Talk about being both pretentious AND obnoxious at the same time – it’s quite a hard feat to accomplish, but actress Gwyneth Paltrow manages to do it without blinking an eye. At one point in her life, she had to at least SEEM human, right? She was once engaged to Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck, and even married to Coldplay front man Chris Martin, but then she went off and had kids and gave them all names that will end up getting them beat up on the playground. She can’t identify with the average American and even seems to take pride in that. She started GOOP and now everyone and their dog can’t stand the woman. Everyone knows she needs to take it down a notch or sixteen, but she clearly doesn’t care and keeps looking down on everyone as she stands up in her ivory tower.

13 Bill Cosby: Literally Everything

It’s hard to believe the world actually used to like or find this bag of d***s hilarious. But we did, and we were let down hard after the truth was discovered about Bill Cosby. At first, not a lot of people wanted to believe that comedian and household name Cosby had spent years drugging and assaulting dozens and dozens of women throughout his entire career. We thought he was a family man, we thought he was a decent guy, we thought the world of him once upon a time, and all that love turned around and bit us in the a-$-$. It was both depressing and horrific at the same time. Cosby is currently fighting off all the women who are taking him to court, but he’s going to probably pass away while the battle is still going strong. He’s already almost completely blind, but that doesn’t make us feel sorry for him. The world will be a much better place when he is finally off it.

12 Anne Hathaway: Can't Figure It Out

The world seems to be split on this: no one is really sure why people want to punch actress Anne Hathaway square in the face. It’s not like she really did anything wrong: she’s an amazing actress with sure-fire talent skill set and a remarkable pair of lungs (as she demonstrated in Les Miserables, a musical that earned her an Academy Award), so why all the hate, yo? Sure, she has that “theater chick” ambition, the type of ambition we only witnessed in over-the-top drama chicks back in high school – you know, those ones we all hated a little thanks to their competitive nature. Hathaway is a great deal like that still, and it comes out in her eager energy. She’s just so… well, annoying. But that doesn’t seem to slow her down any, which is actually great for her. Let the haters hate.

11 Chris Brown: Biggest Douche

We’ll call this one an eye for a freaking eye. Rapper Chris Brown is one of the biggest pieces of s*** on the face of the planet and it’s clear that he doesn’t seem to realize it or understand why it is. Years ago, Brown was charged with assault after his then-girlfriend, super star Rihanna, showed up at a police station with bruises all over her body and her face bloody. After the photos went viral, Brown didn’t even publicly apologize and instead pretty much ignored everything and everyone calling him out. He even got into public Twitter fights with anyone who referred to him as a piece of… well, what I said before. Rihanna ended up GOING BACK to Brown for a spell, and the world went nuts. Even though they’re officially apart again, Brown is still acting like the king of Doucheville and hanging all over Kendall Jenner, who has clearly put him in the friend’s zone (though why anyone would want to be his friend is beyond me).

10 Justin Bieber: Up For Grabs

Okay, so he was a former YouTube performer who sang a few songs on the web before puberty hit and his voice (sorta) dropped. Since then, teenage girls are treating him like he is the second coming of Elvis Presley and I have absolutely no idea why. He looks like any other semi-drunk college frat brother and my ears tend to bleed whenever he opens his mouth to sing. During the Winter Olympics a few years back, Bieber’s home country of Canada got in on the “we hate Bieber” bowl when they faced off against the U.S. team in hockey. The loser of the match would “have to keep Bieber” in the long run. As we all know, America lost that bet and immediately regretted their decision to take it. The world may have been amused, but the Biebs was not, which made it even more hilarious.

9 Angelina Jolie: Man Stealer

I don’t know exactly why this is, but Angelina Jolie isn’t the most beloved person in Hollywood. Sure, she stems from old Hollywood royalty (she’s the daughter of actor Jon Vought) and married INTO more Hollywood royalty (*waves to Brad Pitt*) but she caught some major slack after stealing America’s Sweetheart’s husband. For those who lived under a rock, Jolie and Pitt starred together in a little film called Mr. and Mrs. Smith years ago while Pitt was still married to Friends sensation Jennifer Aniston. During the course of filming the movie, Jolie and Pitt had an affair which resulted in Pitt leaving Aniston for Angelina. Sure, they stayed together for years, adopted a whole slew of kids, eventually got married, and then parted ways, but still, we will never forget HOW they got together and the bridges they burned when they did.

8 Miley Cyrus: YOLO

Even though she leads her life the way she wants with out any regrets, doesn’t really care what anyone thinks, it’s still pretty hard to NOT want to punch actress/singer/nut-job Mile Cyrus in the face. She worked her way up the Disney ladder thanks to her famous last name (she’s the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus) and her very nasally, awkward voice. After reaching a certain age, it almost felt like she had to go out of her way to act like a complete psycho in order to gather attention. She started acting out at award shows, talk shows, pretty much every single interview she did and seemed to not want to put her tongue back in her mouth. She wore her desirability on her sleeve, which is completely fine for any woman to do, but then she just got obnoxious about it.

7 Charlie Sheen: #Winning

Oh god, I’m still trying to forget that entire “hashtag winning” bull nonsense that went down with actor Charlie Sheen a few years ago. Sheen was at the top of his game when he was starring on the idiotic CBS show Two and a Half Men along side Jon Cryer (his real last name highly suits him on that show in regards to his particular character), and then he decided to go off the deep end. Sheen plainly started just not caring anymore and acting out worse than Miley Cyrus. Recently, he revealed that he’s HIV positive, which was a result of his partying lifestyle and sorta explains his falling out with everyone around him. Okay, so he hit a snag, that doesn’t mean he needs to ruin all the connections he ever made thanks to it.

6 Tomi Lahren: Ultimate Hypocrite

She takes credit for coining the term “snowflakes”, which apparently is supposed to define liberals who can’t handle criticism. However, in real life, it’s former anchor Tomi Lahren that melts at even the slightest hint of criticism. Even though the 24-year old claims to be extremely conservative, she was fired from her cushy job at TheBlaze for admitting that she was pro-choice on The View (the only thing I’ve ever agreed with her on). And THEN after being known for constantly bashing the Affordable Health Care Act (otherwise known as Obamacare) she recently revealed that she herself is actually a reciprocate of AHCA thanks to her still being on her parents’ plan. She’s pretty much the ultimate hypocrite and it starting to show ten-fold. She might want to not go anywhere near an open flame in the future – she wouldn’t be able to handle the heat.

5 Katherine Heigl: Don't Bite The Hand That Feeds You

Some people can’t help but be massive witches, and actress Katherine Heigl happens to be one of them. You have those few actors and actresses that others can’t stand to work with in any capacity, those rare jerks who don’t even know how jerkish they’re being while on the set. We had all heard rumors of Heigl’s hot-headedness, but it didn’t actually hit home until she started working on the ABC hit medical drama Grey’s Anatomy. She apparently was a bloody terror on the set, she even bad mouthed the writers when she was nominated for an Emmy award because she didn’t understand why such bad writing was being rewarded. Are you kidding me? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. She was eventually written off the show and the drama was way better because of it. She tried her hand at romantic comedies, but everyone hated working with her so she was just sort of blacklisted in Hollywood. She’s trying to revamp herself, but it’s not working very well.

4 Stacey Dash: An Embarrassment

Years and years ago, the teenage world fell in love with actress Stacy Dash after she starred in the beloved old millennial classic movie Clueless along side Alicia Silverstone. But now? Now she’s a hated idiot who enjoys talking out of her own rear. She apparently became a hard-core conservative and has been extremely outspoken about supporting Trump and the Republican party – which is fine if she literally understood what she was talking about. She managed to anger so many people when she spoke at the RNC back in 2016 when the candidates were campaigning and isolated her fan base. No one was taking her seriously anymore, especially Hollywood, a town that has appeared to shun her in more ways than one. But does that stop her from spewing nonsense left and right? Nope, not at all.

3 Woody Allen: Daughter Lover

Sure, we all know that director/actor Woody Allen is narcotic (and it shows in literally every single character he creates/plays) but he’s also somewhat of a pervert. Years ago, Allen was married to actress Mia Farrow and they were a super couple of sorts. And then, the unbelievable happened: Allen ended up having an affair with his own ADOPTED DAUGHTER. Yes, that entire icky scenario that will follow Allen around for this rest of his natural life. He had met Soon Yi when she was only seven-years old but didn’t have the affair with her until much later in life. He ended up marrying her and the world let out a collective gasp. That’s just so… freaking disgusting. But none of that stopped Allen from shying away from the spotlight and/or making movies and winning awards. Sure, it makes him gross, but he’s a damn good director/writer and he knows it.

2 Andy Dick: Explanatory

I mean, his name is literally Andy Dick, so you had to know this one was coming. Sure, it’s pretty juvenile of me to point out, but it doesn’t make it any less true. It’s odd when people who refer to themselves as “comedians” and they don’t seem to have a funny bone in their body. Dick did the stand-up circles and eventually moved over to television, but he’s so very obnoxious that he’s destined for nothing more than C-List celebrity status. I think he was even given a reality show or two at one point in his “career” but they never lasted. He became a long-standing Hollywood running gag and only landed minor gigs in big-name movies because of his social circle (and in those movies, he was pretty much playing himself while everyone around him made fun of him… much like true life). It’s a tad sad.

1 Donald Trump: The (Worst) President Of The USA

I have never really looked at another human being or been so frustrated by their face that I wanted to scream and rip my own hair out until this tea-bagging mofo was sworn into office. Of course, not everyone feels the same way about Donald Trump that I do, and that’s fine for them, but a majority of the population appear to agree with me. This country can’t literally go one single day without this man stepping in his own pile of crap-o-la. It’s bad enough that he has conversational skills of an inept two-year old toddler, but his constant illiterate tweets and disgruntled temper tantrums at intellectual world leaders has all of planet earth shaking their entire head at us. We are quite the laughing stock right now, and he just doesn’t seem to grasp that fact. He just continues to dig deeper and deeper as the lies keep growing and growing.

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