It can be challenging to find a man that knows what he’s doing in the sheets. You might even find yourself fantasizing about other men when you’re in bed with your boyfriend - but what happens if the man you’re envisioning is horrible in bed? A pretty face won’t make up for a lack of skill in the bedroom, and there’s nothing more disappointing than discovering that your favourite celebrity is a total dud in bed. Whether they’re boring, immature, or lack skill, these famous male stars have been majorly dissed by their ex-girlfriends and wives about how they perform… and how well endowed they are. It’s true, these men have no idea how to use their packages according to people that have slept with them. It’s probably embarrassing that the world knows they’re lame in bed, but maybe it will motivate them to try harder. Here are 15 male celebrities who are horrible in bed, and you might be just as disappointed as their lovers were.
15 Drake Isn't As Big As He Looks...
A selfish lover is a bad lover, and Drake is allegedly exactly that. When it’s over for him, it’s over for you, and that is seriously messed up. His ex-girlfriend Cyn Santana said that she wasn’t very impressed with Drake’s skill in the bedroom, and basically defined him as totally mediocre. There isn’t anything that special about him, and he’s apparently quite small. We can envision him getting way too emotional and hugging her too much instead of really blowing her mind. It’s difficult to find a man that knows what to do in bed, and if you were hoping it was Drake, it’s time to check him off your list. If you were in love with his latest album, forget about it and stop dreaming about him. All he’ll do is set you up for disappointment with his lack of skill. Rappers are notorious for talking a big game and then being totally unable to step up, and Drake is no exception.
14 Was Angelina On To Something?
While much of this is unconfirmed, there were rumors spinning around that Brad overheard Angelina say he was only a so-so lover. Obviously, this was before their marriage went sour and all our hopes in true love were crushed, but could this be one of the reasons that led to the split? While there have always been rumors spread that Angelina is the one that is boring in bed, what if all this time, it’s been Brad? It’s been claimed that he isn’t well endowed, and he might even be a selfish lover. The world had a million questions for the couple when their love began burning before totally combusting, but maybe the answer lingers in their bedroom. Did they lose the passion? Did Brad become lazy as the years wore on? Did they have too many kids and couldn’t find time for each other? No one wants to believe that Brad Pitt could be bad in bed, but the possibility is very real.
13 Rob Kardashian Is Losing Women Left And Right
A man that owns a sock company cannot possibly be good in bed. He probably leaves his socks on during the deed, and that is a serious turn off. If you can’t focus on something other than your cold feet in the sheets, you’re doing something wrong. Rita Ora took to twitter to say that his delivery was “wack” and it forced her to look elsewhere for pleasure. There are reports that this was a hack and that Rita never actually said this, but who knows? Nothing has been confirmed. However, all the signs point to this Kardashian being totally disappointing in bed. Why else would have Blac Chyna ditched him so quickly after Dream was born? It’s hard to keep making the same mistake over and over again, and considering his true colors have been showing lately, we see that everything about him is totally bad. Stay away from him in the bedroom and in general.
12 Bradley Cooper Is Sloppy
After filming their movie together, Jennifer Lawrence had a lot to say about what a bad kisser Bradley Cooper was. Apparently it was incredibly wet and sloppy. Some people are into that, but from the sounds of it, he was totally clumsy and it was super unattractive. Maybe there just isn’t chemistry between them, but there’s been multiple reports about the bad kisser being bad at a whole lot more. Apparently he’s incredibly dull in bed. Why do all the attractive men have to be so boring? He’s also allegedly super awkward when it comes to courting women, and doesn’t know how to properly flirt. It all adds up to him being terrible in bed, and we might be more disappointed than his lovers. He’s running out of time to learn how to truly pleasure a woman, but maybe now we know why his relationships never seem to last long.
11 Brody Jenner Is Okay But Not That Good...
He tried to protest all the gossip his ex-girlfriend spilled about him, but it was too late. In the eyes of the world, his legacy as a celebrity that is terrible in bed was cemented. He tried to laugh it off when his ex Kristin Cavallari claimed that he was okay but not that good. He should be respected for trying to keep a good face while having his pride stomped into the dirt, but it got worse for him. She went on to say he was very vanilla and didn’t really think outside of the box. It gets totally lame when you’re always doing the same thing over and over again in the bedroom, and it obviously took its toll on their relationship. Maybe it will inspire him to get more creative when the lights are off, but in the meantime, his ex just completely embarrassed him forever.
10 Ben Affleck's Lovers Had Bad Things To Say
His ex-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez famously admitted that she thinks anyone involved in music, so singers and dancers, are much better in bed than actors. Ouch! That’s a shot right through Ben’s heart, because she totally dissed his skills in the bedroom and made it clear he wasn’t the best. While he might have once been the sexiest man alive, he’s far from it now, because the rumors also say that he isn’t that big at all. Apparently, it’s nothing impressive. It’s difficult to be good in bed when you’re small, so it doesn’t sound like Ben is made to be good in the sheets. It’s always heartbreaking when a seriously attractive man is a total disappointment, because it crushes our hopes in other men. Ben Affleck just isn’t that good in bed, and the list of men that are just mediocre continues to grow. At least he can try to claim to be the best looking man on the bad list.
9 Eminem Needs A Little Blue Pill
Yet another rapper that is allegedly horrible in bed. While you’d have to have a very specific taste to ever imagine yourself in bed with Slim Shady, you ought to stop fantasizing right about now. Apparently he isn’t very well endowed at all… like he’s literally tiny. Many people say that size doesn’t matter, but to a certain extent, it does. It mattered to Eminem’s ex wife Kim Mathers, who said "he's not very well endowed... if you're going to get it in with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work." That’s absolutely savage. It might have made women flock to Marshall out of curiosity to see if he truly was that small, but it’s guaranteed her comment wounded his pride. Men are so sensitive about their size, we can only imagine his reaction to his ex’s hurtful comments. They might have been rude, but we’re sort of laughing at him if they’re true.
8 Tiger Doesn't Know How To Satisfy A Woman
While it’s mainly rumors that this star fallen from grace was terrible in bed, the reasons those rumors exist might intrigue you. Dr. John Grey, who wrote a book about relationships between men and women, claims their marriage ended because he was terrible in the sheets. "It's not just about a matter of having regular [intimacy],” he said, adding “she needs to be [finishing] most of the time, not every time, but most of the time. Clearly, she wasn't. When a woman [is satisfied], she produces a huge amount of pheromones that attract a man ... [a bad time in bed] led to him having affairs.” Take what you will from that, but it could make sense. Men having affairs because they’re insecure about their masculinity? Maybe it adds up. Maybe it is why he had an affair, maybe it isn’t, but the bottomline is that he was probably terrible in bed.
7 50 Cent Acts Like A Teenager
Like a lot of rappers do, he talks a big game, but apparently he doesn't know how to play it. A dancer that got a room with the rapper was majorly disappointed in the entire affair, for a lot of reasons. He apparently doesn't know how to act like a man, let alone perform like one. She claims he was saying things like “You know I really like you” and being totally cheesy, which was a major turn off. When you're ready to get hot and steamy, the last thing you want is for your partner to start acting like an inexperienced teenager, but that was the impression this woman got from the famous rapper. He was also apparently below average when it comes to size, and she didn't know what he planned on doing with something that small. She only gave him a three out of ten, and she said she was being generous. That's totally embarrassing for 50 Cent.
6 Russell Brand Is Actually Disgusting
This is a man that’s difficult to like, so you’re almost a little happy to discover he’s terrible in bed. Between his terrible movies, jokes, and how irritating it is to look at his face, you can’t imagine who would be so inclined to climb into bed with this man. Is it the hair? If you’re into men, maybe it’s possible to imagine. While Katy Perry and him cite that their schedules were the reason their marriage didn’t work out, we’re beginning to wonder if it had anything to do with how unsatisfactory he was, because Georgina Baillie claims he was horrendous in bed. Her grandfather is actor Andrew Sachs, and she said that Russell kept yelling her grandfather’s catchphrase “Que?” in bed. It’s actually disgusting how bad that sounds. He was a total disappointment in bed, so we understand why women notoriously get sick of him. If the sexy time is bad, it’s not worth sticking around.
5 Elvis Presley Had No Idea What To Do
If you’ve ever asked yourself, “Why was this guy such a big deal?” you might have been on to something. While everyone might have seen him as a ladies man, he honestly had no idea what to do when he got one in his bed. He left many of his lovers totally disappointed. When someone is an icon, you tend to assume they must be gods and goddesses in bed, but Elvis was just a total fraud. Natalie Wood was someone that fell into the sheets with the legend, but famously said that “he didn’t know how to screw.” Everything he sang about must have been a lie, because he had no idea what he was talking about. Next time you hear him singing about love, you’ll know he never knew how to manifest it in the bedroom. The king was a total disappointment.
4 Charlie Sheen Is Selfish
Discovering that the man who was addicted to getting down and dirty was terrible in bed might be sort of shocking, considering how often his intimate relationships were publicized. He literally had a show based on his life, where he constantly bedded beautiful women and lived the life of luxury, and he was always portrayed as an amazing lover. Well, it was all a facade, because apparently he’s incredibly selfish in bed and only ever cared about himself. That can be incredibly frustrating for a woman, and it’s sure to eventually end any relationship. While we’re not utterly shocked to learn that he’s selfish, it is surprising to discover that he’s horrible in the sheets based on his reputation. Appearances can be deceiving, and his totally was. He might have been a catch decades ago, but now, most women wouldn’t be caught dead with him, especially after his bedroom skills were revealed to the world.
3 Nick Lachey Is Seriously Lacking
Jessica Simpson held nothing back when shining light on how awful her bedroom life was with her ex-husband. He’s probably been living in a ditch ever since, kept warm by the heat of his shame and embarrassment. It might have been a low blow, but Jessica disclosed that his small package caused major problems in their bedroom life, and most of the time she felt nothing and faked her pleasure. This put serious strain on their marriage, as it would with any marriage. While she did reiterate that she loved his personality, that doesn’t make the pain she inflicted with her former comments any less brutal. She certainly knows how to kick a guy when he’s down, but if there was any debate whether Nick Lachey was good in bed or not, it’s definitely over now. The chances of him getting another woman in bed with him after that tirade is so slim.
2 Hugh Hefner Is A Fraud
While you're definitely not fantasizing about being with this celebrity, he's famous for owning a mansion full of beautiful women, so wouldn't you assume he'd be doing something right in bed? Apparently, his reputation is totally deceiving. How do we know he's horrible in the sheets? We know first hand because his ex-fiance spilled everything when it comes to this legend and their bedroom life. She said that when he was courting her, they only did the deed once, and it lasted “like two seconds.” Ouch. If the man can't practice what he preaches, that's a serious red flag. For a man his age, though, are we really that surprised? She also claimed that he has body issues, and that she never had seen Hugh naked, even though they were engaged. Of all the men to be terrible in bed, it's almost funny that the king of Playboy might be the worst. It doesn't sound like he'll be so lucky to end up with anymore beautiful girls any time soon.
1 Floyd Mayweather Is Totally Boring
This boxer might be a big deal because he’s always selling his image and claiming he’s the best, but apparently there’s nothing special about him in the bedroom. His ex-wife put it simply, complaining that he was boring as hell. We’re not surprised; he comes across like a guy that’s all talk and no walk. It’s usually the guys with the biggest egos that have the smallest packages, and it sounds like he has a lot to try to hide with as much talk as he can muster up. It’s totally unattractive when men are egomaniacs, anyways. While you might enjoy how muscular and toned he is, that’s about all there is to see because he’s allegedly terrible in bed. There are plenty of other boxers out there with less of an ego and that are packing way more weight than he is. It’s totally a shame he’s so boring in the sheets.
Sources: www.thefrisky.com, bossip.com
