Celebrities live a charmed life, expensive cars, shoes, lavish homes all over the world and all the money and connections they can handle. However, though their life is nothing short of glamourous, we must remember that they too are mere mortals. We’ve all been in a situation before where someone blurts something out that is so WTF we all die a little inside of second-hand embarrassment. You know that feeling of cringy to the point where you actually squirm in your chair, yeah that feeling. Lucky for us, celebrities are not nearly immune to this either, just like the rest of us.
So, in this list we’ll take you through the top fifteen most WTF celebrity confessions, deep dark secrets and facts. These are the stories or statements that can never be erased. Once you've read these comments, you will have them cemented in your brain for life. Brace yourself, you’re about to see these celebs beyond the beauty lights and for their true blue selves.
15 Megan Fox's Toilet Troubles
Whether Megan Fox is playing an evil cheerleader in Jennifer’s Body or the evil popular girl in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen she’s still a sex symbol, it’s hard to think that anything Megan could do would ever shake that image of her. However, Megan recently proved to us that this could actually be true. Megan told a 2007 tabloid that she was “horrible to live with”. She further explained that only does she not clean, but she simply leaves her clothes wherever she takes them off. However, Megan ended the statement by saying she also doesn’t flush, quoted saying “friends will tell me ‘Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush’”. We’d still date her though.
14 Snooki's Bizarre Exfoliant
Finally, on this list we come face to face with the woman who perfected “the poof”, showed us just how much leopard print there was to go around in Jersey and exactly what a “fist pump” was. This Jersey Shore starlet has never been anything but candid with us, however, she stepped it up a notch one night on Conan O’Brien. Snooki mentioned that she doesn’t indulge on spa treatments like some of her other east coast pals, but it was her alternative for a spa treatment that shook us to the core. She told Conan “I like to Google a lot and I don’t like to spend a lot of money on spa treatments, just because I’m, like, a cheapo. So I Googled what else I could use that’s, like, not so expensive, and it was cat litter!” Yikes! We love you Snooki, but we’re not likely to jump on a cat litter facial any time soon.
13 Jack Nicholson Mama Drama
Jack Nicholson is easily one of the best actors of our time, boasting a plethora of box office hits like Chinatown all the way to The Departed. Though Jack is never quite in the gossip columns, we did come across a rather large and in charge celeb secret that we’re sure was the talk of the town in the 70’s when it came out. So, flash back to 1974 when Jack Nicholson was starring in Chinatown, perhaps one of his biggest roles to date, Time Magazine decided to do a piece on the actor. The story goes that Time called Jack to verify some facts, one of them being that his late “sister” June was actually his mother, this being the first time Jack had heard the news he naturally denied it. However, his curiosity got the best of him and his other “sister” who was actually his aunt finally spilled the beans. Jack’s mother June conceived Jack at only 16 years old, and she wasn’t sure who the father was, so in order to shield June from any scrutiny Jack’s grandmother actually decided to assume the role of mother.
12 Woody Harrelson's Father the Hitman
Woody Harrelson is no stranger to good cop, bad cop playing many in his career, however, it was Woody Harrelson’s father who is actually more acquainted with law enforcement. In 1968 Woody’s father disappeared, Woody was only seven. Then a few years later Woody reported that he heard his father’s murder trial on the radio, it would seem the elder Harrelson was on the hook for the murder of a wealthy Texas man, however, he got out a few years later. His freedom was short lived as a man on trial for drug smuggling testified that he hired Harrelson to assassinate John H. Wood, a district court judge in charge of his case for $250,000. Harrelson was found guilty and sentenced to life in prison. In a turn for the odd Harrelson later stated in prison that he was actually also hired to assassinate John F. Kennedy, a statement that he later recanted.
11 Harry Styles' and All His Nipples
One Direction singer and pop sensation, Harry Styles, is no stranger to the tabloids. However, Harry Styles grabbed headlines once again when he admitted that he had, not two, but four nipples. Yes, you read that right, four nipples! Styles also commented on what he suspects to be the reason for the medical anomaly when he told tabloids “I’ve got 4 nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but then the other one went away and left its nipples behind.” So, we checked into the bizarre claim and it is possible for a twin to die in the womb before any notable development and be absorbed by the remaining twin. However, we also stumbled on the more likely conclusion as well. Apparently, in the womb all babies have sort of “milk lines” that connect them to their mother. However, most of these marks disappear before birth, not Harry Styles’ though!
10 J Law Doesn't Wash Her Hands
Jennifer Lawrence is known for being one of the sexiest women alive, however, as J. Law loves to remind us, she has her quirks. This time, however, it’s not eating pizza or cussing on national television. This time it took a turn for the gross, not just the weird when J. Law was on an MTV segment. During the segment she saw just how many marshmallows she could fit in her mouth, but that’s not all… when shoving marshmallows into the host’s mouth she quipped “I don’t wash my hands after using the restroom!” Hmm… she was laughing but we were stuck wondering just how much bacteria could be on the 25-year-old film star’s hands, an admission we’re unlikely to soon forget.
9 The Real Reason Behind Robert Pattinson's Shaggy Do
It’s been a long time since Robert Pattinson played the loveable Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter series, since then he’s most famous for playing Edward in the Twilight series. Following his public and turbulent relationship with co-star Kristen Stewart, the British actor made a statement to tabloids we weren’t soon to forget. Though we’ve always regarded Robert Pattinson’s somewhat disheveled and messy appearance as a personal fashion choice, he recently let us in on a little secret that it doesn’t stop there, but continues with his hygiene. Pattinson told the press "I don't have much of a sense of personal hygiene or styling or anything. I gave up washing it a while back." Yes, you read that correctly Robert Pattinson had reportedly “given up” on washing his hair, an inside source says he sometimes won’t bother with it for over a month!
8 KiKi Does WHAT in Her Spanx?!
Kim Kardashian is our modern day super-nova, turning she and her family into the authority and standard of pop culture. Though we have seen through the years, especially on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, that not everything is as picture perfect as it may seem. The Kardashian sisters are no stranger to being candid, but Kim seems to be the most censored of all three. However, during an interview with Love Magazine Kim candidly told us that she often pees herself. She told the magazine “I always pee all over my Spanx! It’s a disaster”. Yikes! We still love you though KiKi!
7 Lady GaGa vs. The Devil
Gaga is known for her outlandish personality and style, both during her performances and not. Though most of the things that come out of Gaga’s mouth are underwhelming from what we expect of her by now, however, she did recently surprise us when she mentioned an all too powerful foe of hers: the devil himself. Yes, you read that correctly, Gaga believes she is being haunted and stalked by none other than the devil himself. Gaga has been rumored to have even sought the help of India’s new age Guru, Deepak Chopra to help her make sense of her devilish dreams. According to Gaga, she has a reoccurring dream where a phantom awakens her in the middle of the night only to take her to a room where a blonde is tied up, being pulled apart by all limbs. Deepak told Gaga to “embrace her insanity”, we’re confident that had to pull some inspiration for her Monster tour.
6 Martha Stewart, Sentenced to naughty texting!
When you think of sexting and threesomes, we assume your mind doesn’t immediately go to 71-year-old pop culture icon, Martha Stewart. However, ever since her five-month trip to county jail in 2005, we learned that Martha Stewart is actually full of surprises. Innocently at first, Martha Stewart was appearing on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Next alongside movie star Maggie Gyllenhaal. However, the episode took a turn for the steamy when Martha agreed to play a game called “Did Martha Do It?” where she voluntarily answered candid questions about herself. However, Martha surprised us when admitting not only does she sext but she even hinted that she’s had a threesome! Who would’ve guessed Martha Stewart is a minx!
5 Twelve-Year-Old Jay-Z's Deep Dark Secret
Jay-Z is an international icon and one of the most recent inductees in the Songwriter’s Hall of Fame is no stranger to the headlines. Though Hov has a picture perfect life now, being the husband of Beyonce and just recently adding a set of twins to that list, his life has not always been so idyllic. Jay-Z is a true rags to riches story growing up in the poverty stricken area of Brooklyn, New York known as the Marcy Projects. Whatever life you may think that entails, Hov has made it no secret that he too fell victim to the weight of poverty, selling crack before his music career. However, Jay gave us all a run for our money when he recalled shooting his own brother at age twelve over stealing young Jay’s ring. His brother was unfortunately addicted to crack at the time, but refused to press charges against Jay. Jeez! Talk about siblings sticking together.
4 Rob Kardashian's First Crush Was Who?!
The Kardashian’s were made for headline drama, a Kardashian in the mix almost always guarantees a story that’s sellable. However, lately the only selling point for brother Rob Kardashian seems to be his tumultuous relationship with former fiancée Blac Chyna. Now, we’ve all seen the episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and we all know just how close the whole family is. However, Rob shocked us and pushed that envelope a little further, making an admission about his sister Kim that borderlined on creepy. Rob Kardashian recently openly admitted to the press that his first childhood crush was none other than his sex symbol sister, Kim. Yeah, we were a little disturbed too.
3 What's the Strangest Thing Keith Richards Snorted? His Father.
It’s no secret that rock stars ingest all sorts of foreign substances, and all the members of the Rolling Stones are surely no exception. However, Keith Richards, a member of that very same historical band recently raised the bar in strange things celebrities have put up their nose when he admitted to the press that he had snorted his father’s ashes. Richards actually recalled that he was one day staring at his father’s ashes, stating that he simply couldn’t resist breaking it up and mixing it with a little cocaine and then snorting it. He mentioned, however, that the late Richards would not have minded, considering Keith made it out alive. Keith had even mentioned shortly after that he hoped that one day his daughters would too snort his ashes!
2 Jessica Simpson's Hygiene.... Or Lack There Of
Ok, buckle up because this is not just yet another tale of a sex symbol behaving badly. Recently, on the Ellen DeGeneres Show blonde bombshell Jessica Simpson let us in on a little hygiene tip we’re pretty sure will follow us to bed tonight. Jessica candidly told the talk show host that she only brushes her teeth about three times a week, and if you can imagine it gets worse. In addition to her lack of consistency when it comes to her pearly whites, the reasoning she gave was even more bizarre. Simpson stated that she didn’t like her teeth to feel too “slipper”, in a nauseating twist she added that she “needed a little coating”. From deductive reasoning, we can assume by “coating” she meant plaque. However, to add to it even more, she mentioned that she doesn’t use a toothbrush, but rather a sweater or a shirt or something, we’re still not quite sure how that works, but we’ll trust that it works for her.
1 Ke$ha's Drinking Problem
Though Ke$ha more or less faded into the background after the release of a few bangers in the last seven years or so, one incident had the press hot on her tail again. In an episode of her docu-series My Crazy Beautiful Life, Ke$ha is talking about her Die Young music video and about how she’ll do relatively anything to stay in shape. It was then that another person told the singer that a close friend of her mother’s drinks her own urine daily. This is when the pop singer does the unthinkable, she proceeds to pee in a water bottle and then drink the contents. As if that weren’t shocking enough, we now have to live with the sentiment that it was caught on video. Are your stomachs churning yet? Because ours are.