If we're being honest, the Kardashians have been making our jaws drop for the last decade. From adult movie scandals to breakups to gender transitions, the Kardashian-Jenner family is never one to keep things dull and boring. Nothing about these media-hungry socialites is low-key. So we wouldn't expect their outfits to be either, right? It's no shock to see the Kardashian ladies in tight fitting dresses that show off their curves. Add a plunging neckline, high heels, and a nice blow out and you have the Kardashian look. But sometimes their outfits are more than just put together and skin tight. Sometimes the Kardashian outfits are downright outrageous! They shock us and make our jaws hit the ground. She's wearing WHAT!?! Here are 15 times we had to spit out our tea when confronted with a Kardashian look.
15 And All That Fur
What is happening here? We are literally just so confused by Kim K's look. Is this a costume party? That would be the only excuse for a look this ridiculous. Okay, let's break it down. First of all, we have an onslaught of white with the hair, coat, and skirt. The hair is looking like a really bad wig that Kimmy picked up at a discount costume shop. We never really loved a blonde Kim, if we're being honest. But obviously, the biggest offender here is this oversized white fur jacket. This looks like something a 70's pimp would wear. Or maybe a polar bear. We guess Kim got too distracted by all that fur to remember to put a top on underneath. Luckily her hair is helping to shield her chest from the world. And then we paired this whole thing with a long sparkly skirt that looks like it got mauled - maybe by the very same bear that Kim stole the fur jacket from!
14 Taking Comfy Too Far
We totally get wanting to be comfortable at the airport. Airports are awful. You stand in line after line. You get harassed about where you're going and why. You have to pour out the entire contents of your purse. And of course they change your gate at the last second so you have to sprint through the whole airport just to make your flight on time. And then there is the flight itself with its cramped seats, stale air, and minimal walking room. So yeah, the whole flying experience sucks. And we totally understand wanting to make it as comfortable as possible. But this? This is much too far! Sweatpants really don't belong at the airport. Or anywhere in public. But to wear oversized baggy sweatpants with a matching sweatshirt? Now that is way too far! Rob and Chyna look so schleppy! We're really hoping they didn't even let them into first class dressed like this.
13 She Looks Like She's Breaking Out Of Jail
Admit it. At first glance this totally looks like a photo of Kendall Jenner making a run for it from her prison cell. She's got the messy hair that looks like it hasn't see a salon for weeks. She's got the prison guard chasing her. She has the oversized prison-style striped dress shirt that doesn't fit anyone well. And she even has the ankle cuff! Why are you running from the law, Kendall? Did the fashion police lock you up? Because we'd understand if they did. This outfit is definitely a crime against fashion. What is happening with her shirt? What are these little tails coming off both sides? And why did she decide to tuck in one side to the point where it is coming out from the hem of her shorts? Oh Kendall. We just have so many questions.
12 When Nature Calls
Real talk: does this not look like Kendall Jenner really had to pee in the middle of a road trip so was forced to jump out of the car and run to the middle of the nearest field? Cause those are exactly the vibes we are getting. Since when was it high fashion to forget how to do up your pants? This looks like Kendall was just about to squat down and do the deed in the privacy of some overgrown grass. She's even giving her mom, who shared this photo on her Instagram account, that look that says, "Really, mom? You're taking my photo now? Can't a lady just do her business in the middle of the field without any cameras coming out?" Also, can we talk about how awful it would be if you did have to pee in this outfit? Those jeans have like a billion buttons on the front. And then there's the whole peeing in a body suit conundrum. Good luck out there, Kendall!
11 How Are Those Hips Real?
We know the Kardashians are known for their curves. And none more so than Ms. Kim Kardashian West herself. But those hips are insane! It looks like an optical illusion. How can those hips even be real life? How does one have such a curvaceous bottom with such a teeny tiny waist? We seriously don't understand how this woman buys wants. She must have to get all of her jeans tailored specifically to her body because there's no way she's the same size in the waist and the hips. There's no denying that Kim K is Betty Boop or Jessica Rabbit come to life. Now if only all of us curvy girls had the confidence to rock our wide hips like Kim. She's a knock out!
10 Khloe All Locked Up
So this is clearly a case of chainmail gone wrong. You know that stuff that soldiers in the Middle Ages used to wear under their armor so they didn't get pierced by a bow or a sword? Yeah, that's exactly what this reminds us of. Khloe, are you heading into battle anytime soon? Did we miss the memo about the latest in combat couture? This top, if we can call it a top, looks painted onto her body and not at all comfortable. We love Khloe's revenge bod. She worked super hard to be fit and we love when she shows off her stellar physique. But not like this, Khlo. You're better than this. You don't have to lock your body away with this horrible chainmail stuff. You can just show it off in something less torturous. And speaking of, the way these photos are arranged makes it look like a scene out of Criminal Minds. We shudder.
9 The World's Most Time Consuming Pants
All right. We're going to need someone to explain these pants to us. Our first question: why? As in why would anyone want to wear pants like this? And our second question: how? As in how do you even get yourself into a pair of pants like this? We seriously don't even get the logistics of it. If we had to guess, we're assuming that you leave the laces on the pants loose to start. You then very carefully manoeuvre your legs into them. This probably takes about 20 minutes as your toes keep getting caught in all of the laces. Once you finally manage to slither into them and stand up, you then have to go about tightening the laces. And here is where you might need to call in reinforcements. We're betting a Kardashian assistant was put to work tightening the laces on these pants from top to bottom. And that same assistant probably had to help Kourtney get out of these atrocious things. And don't even get us started on having to re-lace these pants after they come out of the wash!
8 Disappearing Boots
Now you see them - now you don't! A round of applause for Kimmy K and her magical disappearing boots act. And in case you didn't notice, not only did Kim's boots disappear, but so did her pants. Since when is it acceptable to walk around in public in an oversized denim jacket, plastic thigh-high boots and practically nothing else? We're really not having it. But let's deal with the main issue here: those boots. We are not on board with this trend. We could understand a sling back heel with a clear strap. But boots made entirely out of clear plastic? And then to make those boots sky high all the way to the thigh? We're going to give this look a hard pass. Plus, can you imagine how sweaty and stinky it is inside those boots? Plastic doesn't breath horribly well so we wouldn't want to be around when Kim takes those off at the end of the day.
7 Did Someone Forget To Get Fully Dressed?
Listen, Kim Kardashian West is a busy lady. She's a wife, a mom of two, a devoted sister and daughter, a social media queen, a brand ambassador for everything on Instagram, and a successful business woman. She just doesn't have enough hours in the day to do all of that and remember to get dressed! Because seriously, that is the only explanation for this outfit, right? It looks exactly like Kim started to get dressed and then the fire alarm went off and she was forced to run outside in her slippers, shape wear, corset, and robe. Of course, she made time to grab her sunglasses. But that is the only reasonable explanation for coming outside in fuzzy slippers and biker shorts Spanx. We could kind of see her pulling off this corset top but when you pair it with everything else, it's just a disaster.
6 Kylie As Barbie
"Barbie? Is that you? Where's Ken? Or Skipper?" We can't believe how much Kylie Jenner looks like our favorite childhood doll, Barbie! From the plastic skin to the wavy fake blonde hair, she's Barbie all the way! And not to mention all of that pink - Barbie's signature color. If this was an add for Malibu Barbie, Poolside Edition, we would totally buy it. In fact, Mattel should consider hiring Kylie for exactly that gig! Sure, maybe not all of her photos are so friendly for the Barbie-playing audience. We probably don't want a bunch of six year olds emulating all of Kylie's looks. But this Barbie look, she's nailing it. We're not sure if that's a compliment or not to say she looks like a plastic doll with plastic parts and too much pink, but we're sort of thinking Kylie wouldn't mind the comparison.
5 Nod To The Highlighter
You know what isn't getting enough love? Highlighters. We're talking about those chunky neon colored markers or pens that every school kid has in their pencil case. These guys are awesome! They are the go-to study tool. Want to look like you're really studying hard but don't want to take any notes? Just pull out a highlighter and highlight the important stuff. For us Type A organized types, having different colored highlighters is the dream. We love to mark stuff up and color code our notes in yellow, blue, orange, green, purple, you name it! They're with us from elementary school all the way up to our adult life in an office. So yeah, let's show some love for highlighters. And how better to do that? With highlighter yellow hair, of course! Thanks for paying tribute Kylie.
4 What's This Now?
We have so many questions about this look. Kendall, what is going on here? First of all, is this an optical illusion? There's no way your legs are actually this long, right? Because we're starting to feel insecure over here. So we're going to pretend you've got some crazy mirror or a Photoshop trick that you're using to make your legs look Amazonian. But long legs aside, we're still very confused here. Where did you get those wild boots? They look like you're about to do some deep-sea fishing or spend winter on a crabbing boat. We're not loving the slouchy fabric or the absurd orange color. And we definitely don't understand why they need to come up to your waist. We were so distracted by your boots that we almost didn't notice that you're not wearing a top. Did you also get very distracted by your boots and forget to grab a shirt, Kendall? We get it - your boots are a lot. But let's try and remember some of the basics here.
3 RIP Elmo
Aw Elmo! We're going to miss you, bud. You helped us through a lot of our childhood. And even though your voice was kind of squeaky and annoying, you had a heart of gold. You didn't deserve to go out this way. But alas, Elmo has been sacrificed to the fashion gods so Kendall can wear this atrocious red coat. This thing is a huge eye sore. It's hard to wear red on a regular day. You need a certain level of confidence and fashion know-how to pull off an all-red or red-heavy look. A super glam red dress is one thing but an oversized oddly shaped red fur coat is quite another. And we're really not understanding this one. It looks like it's trying to be heart shaped. Or maybe the shoulders are growing and it's just going to get up and walk away. How does Kendall even fit through doorways wearing this? Also, if you're wearing a ridiculous coat, it's probably safe to leave the ridiculous glasses at home.
2 Can We Talk About Kourtney's Shorts?
So at first glance, we love this photo. We love when the Kardashian ladies keep it simple and rock some denim and some tees.We love that they are hanging out all together. We love that they're on a road trip in a cool setting with a cooler car and not just posing for selfies in the bathroom. This is a fun shot for the Kardashians and not the type we get to see very often. But then we zeroed in on Kourtney's shorts and quickly changed our minds. What is she wearing on her lower half? Seriously, those shorts are atrocious! They look like she took a pair of men's wide acid wash jeans and cut them with her kitchen scissors at the most unflattering length. Is she trying to make Bermuda shorts a thing again? And if she is, why did she have to go with the wide legged frayed denim version? We are not buying into this trend. Kourtney is a super fit chick and even she looks ridiculous in these. And her odd shirt is not helping either. This whole outfit really distorts her body and we're not sure why she's doing that to herself.
1 And Some More White Fur
We figured if we're starting with white fur, we might as well end with white fur. Because the Kardashians on a whole have problems when it comes to wearing white furs. So this looks like Kim may have lent her white fur jacket to Kourtney for a special Winter Wonderland photoshoot. If we're being honest, this whole thing looks like a Pinterest fail. We think Mama Kris should've put a little more money into her decor instead of staying up nights gluing a bunch of cotton balls together to achieve this look. We're just not loving this look. And the all-white seems pretty bland and tired. It almost looks like Kourtney brought her kid to a display at the mall for a photo opp. But, we digress. Let's get back to the issue at hand: Kourtney's outfit. Kourtney is a tiny girl. Seriously, she's barely five feet tall. But most of the time, we can't tell. She does a great job working her proportions and making herself look long. Except when she drowns herself in white fur and baggy white pants. Seriously, we can barely find her in this outfit!
