“I like small bumpers and I can not lie, You other brothers can’t deny” hah…Could you imagine, if Sir Mix-a-Lot would of said that instead? “That when a girl walks in with small itty bitties, and some tight round things in your face, you get sprung!” Haha! We can’t stop!! Not saying such a version wouldn’t of beat the odds and made it to MTV, though we don’t think it would of had as much of an influential impact on pop culture. In 2017 particularly, everyone wants BIG. Big butts, big chests, big lips. Butt injections (referred to as butt shots) are the latest fad. Lip or/and chest augmentations are at an all-time high. Whatever happened to just straight up natural?!
Well, do not give up hope yet, for there are numerous celebrities in the world that have not participated in any cosmetic surgeries and are proudly strutting their God-given goods. Female celebrities, especially, are under continual pressure to look impeccable, resulting in many running for the doc’s cold table and scalpel. Make no mistake, you can look desirable no matter how small your body components are. Proof is in the pudding—Here are The 15 Most Attractive Celebs with small itty bitties.
15. Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis is the epitome of small-chested bombshells. Dark hair, intoxicating eyes, lustful lips, appetizing frame. The last thing anyone is focused on or cares about is Kunis’ bitties. Kunis too has always embraced her small bust size. As a result of her first pregnancy, Kunis’ cup size jumped up to a “whopping” 32B. For the first time in her life, Kunis said she actually had boobs and didn’t quite know how to deal with them! “I don’t know how to deal with them because I’ve never had them,” Kunis told Conan O’Brien. “I always dressed for a flat-chested girl. Now I have to dress different. I needed to start wearing bras and that was a whole new experiment for me.”
14. Taylor Swift
Taylor Alison Swift, a.k.a. Swifty, Tails, Aly, T, Tayter Tot, TayTay, T-Swift, The Poet Laureate of Puberty, T-Fugly, T-Swizzle, Tay. Two things can be said about Ms. Swift: 1) she’s a eye-popping, jaw-dropping songstress, and 2) she has more nicknames than any other artist out there! Taylor is a head turner for real, more like a neck breaker. Her towering height (5’10”), blonde hair, blue eyes, red lips, glittery guitars and cowboy boots hypnotize millions of people around the globe. As a matter of fact, in 2015, Swift was placed at #1 spot on Maxim’s Hot 100 list. Studs such as John Mayer, Tim Tebow, Patrick Schwarzenegger, and Zac Efron have all fell underneath the T-Swift trance. Underneath it all, the singer boasts a 32B cup size.
13. Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon is emphatically one of our favorite Hollywood blondes. At 5’1” and 110 lbs, Witherspoon is what most people consider fun-size. Her chest is decidedly fun-sized as well, measuring in at 32B. However, not everyone views Witherspoon’s bust as “fun”, for in 2014 singer Dolly Parton slammed the actress in regards to her tiny twins. Apparently, Parton was not thrilled Witherspoon was selected to play her in her biopic and feared the actress would struggle due to her small physical assets. “Her boobs ain’t big enough! I think she’s too little to rag this around. I wouldn’t put that on her”, Parton spoke of Witherspoon. Obviously, the costume department would make alterations to emulate Parton’s cleavage, but to pad a 32B up to a 40 DD (Parton’s bust size) is EXTREMELY drastic!
12. Paris Hilton
Businesswoman, socialite, model, music producer, fashion designer, singer, DJ, and author, Paris Hilton does it big—REAL big! Big bank account (estimated $100 million net worth), big cars, big business ventures, big everything. The one and only thing small in Paris’ world, is her lady lumps. Sporting an alleged 32B bra size, Paris makes having small bosoms look like plastic surgery is for suckers. Standing 5’8″, all eyes are usually on Paris’ alluring long legs anyway whenever she strides into a room. Ex’s Jared Leto, DJ Afrojack, and Val Kilmer surely didn’t mind Paris’ lack of frontal combustion! With more than enough money to transform her bitties, Paris elects to shake what her momma gave her rather, and we commend that.
11. Cameron Diaz
Shmoking!!! Stanley Ipkiss (played by Jim Carrey) best described Cameron Diaz in The Mask. Diaz is hot, red hot (and yes we mean the hot sauce!). She is caliente like the sauce, perhaps one of the spiciest 44-year old’s on the entire planet. There’s Something About Mary, is an exact depiction of the effect Diaz has on most men. Standing 5’9″, with blonde hair and striking blue eyes, Diaz’s pictures and posters hang on thousands of walls around the planet. All of this fuss over the actress, and that’s without sizable mammaries! Fitting snug in a size 32B, Cameron Diaz would attract more tongue-hanging, panting admirers than a female with DDD’s! Ask Alex Rodriguez or Justin Timberlake, surely they’ll enlighten you.
10. Ariana Grande
Presently, Ariana Grande has 105.5 MILLION followers on her Instagram page. That’s a little more than 1/10 of a billion people—simply insane! Those people are following Ariana for good reason though. Aside from her astounding singing ability, the vocalist is also some serious eye candy. Ariana is downright gorgeous in the face, a heart breaker in her own right. Her beauty has attracted the likes of Mac Miller, Justin Bieber, and Big Sean. Additionally, Ariana’s eye-catching physique is one explanation behind her immense popularity online, in particular social networking sites. With a 32A cup size, Ariana is a small, yet, powerful package. She’s always been petite, though she graces the stage and the big screen as if she’s Goliath reincarnated. Hence, Ariana GRANDE.
9. Zoe Saldana
Who needs an avatar when you look this good! Zoe Saldana, or “Zo”, as her friends call her, is a Puerto Rican/Dominican heartthrob from New Jersey. Aside from Salma Hayek and Eva Mendes, there are not many latina actresses that can hold a torch to Saldana. Her long black hair, dark brown eyes, magnificent lips and vibrant smile are enough to drive any man up a wall. Saldana floats her 5’7″, 119 lb frame down red carpets with the up most grandeur. That radiant skin, those cheekbones, a long slender neck, Saldana is nothing short of picturesque. Her bust size, a 32A, only compliments the rest of her dazzling features. Marco Perego is undeniably a very, very lucky man.
8. Gwen Stefani
Gwen Stefani is one the foxiest pop singers you have ever laid eyes on, no doubt (pun intended). It’s no wonder why makeup company, Revlon, made her one of their global brand ambassadors. Stefani is infamous for three things: 1) bright red lipstick, 2) bleached blonde hair, and 3) killer abs. Yes, the singer has displayed perhaps the best six-pack in music history (aside from Janet). You could wash a load of laundry on her abs! Folks are too consumed with gazing at Stefani’s stomach to pay attention to her size 32B chest. Sure, didn’t matter to Blake Shelton. “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”—therefore, Blake didn’t hesitate to scoop Stefani up once things went left with her and Gavin Rossdale. Chess, not checkers, Blake ;)
7. Katie Holmes
The world fell in love with Katie Holmes the minute she debuted as Joey Potter on the 90’s television drama “Dawson’s Creek”. Holmes was literally the cutest thing you had ever laid your eyes on. It was just something about Katie, this quality that no other “girl next door” TV show character possessed prior to her. Mainly it was her infectious smile, naturally lopsided, giving it super distinction. Online commenters have dubbed her signature asymmetrical grin the “half smile.” Along with that, throw in her prominent cheekbones and enchanting eyes, and you have yourself a thunderbolt. Exhibiting a 32B cup size, Katie Holmes has bf Jamie Foxx tripping over his tongue on a daily basis. You the man, Jamie.
6. Miley Cyrus
Say what you want about Miley, but no one can deny that she cleans up very well! Controversial figure, Destiny Hope Cyrus (legally known now as Miley Ray Cyrus), is the daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus. That’s right, the Achy Breaky man! The “Hannah Montana” star has been on a free-for-all since leaving the show, rippling waves and making headlines in the media world like nobody else. Most would describe Miley as a free-spirit. Bold personality, twerk queen, who often sticks her tongue out during photographs. Then some would say she is a born leader, with extra-ordinary determination and drive. In addition, Miley is a hot little number. With blue eyes, dyed blonde hair, and a 32B cup…Miley probably rocks Liam Hemsworth’s socks off on a reg.
5. Keira Knightley
Pirates of the Caribbean babe, Keira Knightley first obtained her recognition as an actress in 2002 with comedy drama Bend It Like Beckham. She’s another timeless beauty who hasn’t been captured in a bad picture or selfie—like EVER, seriously! She encompasses a certain level of elegance, poise, and confidence that is hard to imitate. She is usually quite composed lady and carries a radiant smile. It’s no surprise that she was chosen as the face of Chanel’s Coco Mademoiselle. Moreover, in 2008, Knightley was the second-highest paid actress in Hollywood. Among all the highest-paid actresses, she was the only non-American on the Forbes list that year. We love Keira because she knows exactly how to be confident in her body and just how to flaunt it with class.
4. Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson is recognized for being one of the most confident women in Hollywood. She not only flaunts her humble chest, but absolutely rocks it ALL THE TIME. She’s shinned alongside many studs, such as Matthew McConaughey, in numerous rom coms. She has this naturally confident glow about her that probably draws everyone to her once she walks into a room. She has never been insecure about what she’s been born with, as she’s consistently been seen weary dresses that flatter and highlight her mini liberty bells. Recently, she’s co-founded Fabletics, an active wear clothing brand that carries modern looks for vibrant women that incorporate healthy activities in their day-to-day lifestyle. This proves that she not only talks the talk, but she truly walks it. Way to go, Kate!
You think Rihanna chose ‘badgalriri’ as her Instagram name just cause? Not at all—she knows she’s bad! Not bad as in the opposite of good (although she’s been known to be a little naughty here and there), bad as in a hot vixen who is a go-getter. The green eyed Afro-Bajan princess, is unquestionably one of the tastiest honeys in the pop/rap game. Between RiRi’s tattoos and open display of puff-puff-give, the Caribbean Queen, the Bajan beauty, The Barbados Babe, the Queen of Pop puts the ‘B’ in bad (and yes those are all Rihanna’s given nicknames). Rihanna stands 5’8″, weighing in at a succulent 132 lbs. Yes, believe it sweetie, she has enough to feed the needy, even with a modest 34B.
2. Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez, is the No. 1 most popular celeb on the internet. Why? Could it be because she has a voice like a cherubim angel? Or perhaps it’s due to her newfound relationship with rapper The Weeknd? Potentially both, though we feel her popularity is largely due to her scrumptious exterior! A perfect mix of Mexican and Italian, it doesn’t get much better on the eyes than Selena Gomez. Her baby face, thick dark brown hair, mysterious dark brown eyes, bring all the boys to the yard minus the milkshake. Standing 5’5″, at 130 lbs, Gomez’s 34B’s fit her titillating shape splendidly. She is widely known for her former relationship with pop sensation Justin Bieber. Sorry Biebs, but we just don’t understand how you let this beaut slip away! Let’s see if The Weeknd will play his cards better.
1. Kendall Jenner
The phrase, “She get it from her momma”, is the most accurate in the case of the Kardashian/Jenner family. Kris Jenner has not only 1 or 2 attractive daughters…but ALL of her daughters are sizzling hot! Take the second youngest for instance, Kendall. Kendall Jenner is a staggering 5’10”, being the tallest among all of her sisters. Her lovely dark brown hair adds on value, and her dark brown eyes are said to be her most distinguishing feature. It’s no surprise that her modeling career began at the tender age of 14. At 130 lbs, Kendall flaunts around a perky pair of 32B’s. The likes of Nick Jonas, Tyler the Creator, Chandler Parsons, and Travis Scott have all done their best to reel the elusive Jenner in. Nice try fellas, but no cigar.
Sources: Buzzfeed, Genius Beauty, The Richest, Cosmopolitan, Wikipedia