Nobody, and we mean nobody received more weave cracks than Pamela James (character on the TV sitcom "Martin"). Everyone tuned in weekly to the hit show, just to see Martin slay Pam's imitation hair. Pam: "You finally learned how to climb up the curve", Martin: "No, but are you still sleeping next to one...Ripley's Be-weave it or Not. I can't be-weave it. I just can't be-weave it! I can't be-weave it..." Bwahaha. Or, how bout the one time he waved goodbye to Pam in Italian: "A-weave-a-derci!" ('Arrivederci' is it's proper pronunciation). Martin has called Pam a range of names, from "Nappily Cole" to "Nappy Longstocking"; all in reference to her unpresentable weaves.
Now the 14 celebs on this list, we could only image what Martin Payne would have said about their hideous do's. "I bet your fave holiday is New Years Weave", "And, weave done it again...", "Weave it alone; please, just weave it alone." — yeah, definitely sounds like him. Nonetheless, the following 14 celebrities were captured out with THE most ratchet weaves ever nabbed by cameras. These do's truly are, unbeweaveable.
14 Raven-Symoné
Is that a janitor, heavy-duty wet mop wrapped around Raven's neck or!? ? You know, the ones you see them mopping the gym and bathrooms with? Haha. Actually, wait...it was Halloween; that's what it was! Raven dressed up as Lady Gaga...
Whatever the origins, all we know is that the Raven's Home star committed one of the worst weave fails we've ever come across. Whoever said, "Yes", when she asked: "These red-orange-brown and off-white dreads look pretty on me, right?" — ought of be shoved out of a moving car going 75 mph! The garments are not helping the cause either; Raven looks like she bought her entire outfit at the flea market. Sorry Rave, we love you, but you threw us for a series of doozies with this headwear selection.
13 Amanda Bynes
Recently, Amanda Bynes 'blacklisted' her parents from her life. Yes, you read that right. Amanda has blacklisted her mom and dad, vowing to never let them back into her life. In fact, she has banned all mention of them from her life and will 'blacklist' anyone who tries to approach the subject. Ouchy, that's cold? What we're thinking though, is that instead of blacklisting her parents...Bynes should have blacklisted her freckin hair dresser! Well, unless it was her parents that referred her to the hair dresser — then yeah, we totally understand why she cut them off indefinitely! Nonetheless, Bynes' weave, is toe' up from the flo' up. Those shades are slaying though, but, that do is all the way through.
12 Lindsay Lohan
Darn, Willie can never look at Machete the same after viewing this image ya'll...and man, I loved that scene when she had the ménage in the pool with Machete and her moms too! Lindsay Lohan was captured while out with one of the worst hair extension fails in weave history. It looks as if a scared kitty cat latched onto her hair and scalp with it's mini-claws...and in a rescue attempt, two people had to rip the feline off of her head! Be nice to blame this scalp bearing travesty on a puss, but no, actually there's different reasoning for that. Very long and heavy individual hair extensions tugged at Lohan's natural root, resulting in a bald patch in the middle of her scalp; either that or, Moses dropped his staff and parted the weave sea!
11 Pam Anderson
Sheesh Pam, look like you rolled out of bed and just left out like "Freck it". Well that would be fine and dandy...if you weren't attending a red carpet event (2014 International World Music Awards in Monte Carlo) right after! Pam Anderson is universally known as a busty blonde bombshell, although, in this pic — it looks like her hair was hit by a bomb; atomic bomb at that. The U.S. didn't drop A-bomb's on Hiroshima and Nagasaki...they drop em on Pamela Lee's dome-piece! Long, layered and teased locks are the cover model's signature (and she's smoking hot still, regardless). However, next time let's just keep this exclusively for around-the-house purposes, okay, Pamsy? Alrighty then.
10 Tamar Braxton
Tamar Braxton is known for being a firecracker and possessing a hot n' spicy personality.
However, judging by the above image, it appears as if some firecrackers exploded— in her head! Braxton's hair weave is what they say on the curb, "a hot mess". With all her dot-comming and wise cracks, we knew Tamar had a sense of humor; but these do's...not funny Tamar. Well, actually, they are a little funny; okay, a lot funny! Who is Tamar's hairdresser though, Zohan? Did he try to make her silky smooth? No wait, remember when Molly (from Mike & Molly) convinced Vince to follow his dreams and he began pursuing his Hairdresser aspirations again...Perhaps, Vince is the one that hooked up Tamar's weave! Yeah, that explains it.
9 Paris Hilton
Richard Hilton (Paris Hilton's father) has a net worth of $300 million; Paris, herself, is worth around $100 million. With that said...why does her frickin head look like dat! On the real, Paris has way too much money revolving around her life to be stepping out of the house looking like she went to Sheneneh to get it hooked up. You can see in a few of the pics on the right that she forgot to blend her hair extensions and boy o' boy the end result was, need we say, a calamity. Paris' scraggly-looking extensions were made subject in tons of hair and style magazines; having been classified as some of the top celebrity #weavefails ever. For some reason, that doesn't shock us.
8 Elizabeth Hurley
Famous for her role in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Liz Hurley usually has an extremely elegant and feminine presence during Hollywood events. She was largely associated with the beauty company, Estée Lauder, in the past, representing their numerous perfume campaigns. However, she was caught with this atrocious look while visiting her ex-boyfriend of thirteen years, Hugh Grant. Perhaps she was collecting a few of her forgotten items from his place. She proceeded to walk back to her London home dragging a Louis Vuitton luggage bag behind her. The wind blowed her hair, revealing her terrible extensions. What a pathetically sad instance and look to be caught in!
7 Rihanna
We go on record to say, that Rihanna is that chick whether she has a bad weave or is bald as Bruce Willis. Chuch? Though, we have to go on record once again to say, even though Rih is perhaps the baddest lady walking this planet (come on, she's dating a frickin billionaire as we speak)...that do, is beyond through — that do is, BOOHOO! Do just make ya cry when you look at it — "Boohoo" ?? Do, make you cry two different sets of tears at the same time: sad and laughing! Now don't get us wrong, Bad Gal RiRi has slayed the hair game on many an occasion.
But that do in the first photo, shucks child! Even the gif below shows Rihanna reacting after the fact to the pic of her jacked-up kitchen.
6 Brandy
We felt Brandy with that anthem, "I wanna be dow-ow-own". We wanted to be down too, and definitely down with any and everything Brandy was into at the time. Brandy was it. Them braids though (above) — we couldn't get down with doze. Even til this day, in 2017 and a half, we STILL can't get down with those! We've heard of the 'baby hair' look and all, but this here pushes the envelope way too far. The braids nearly start at the middle of her scalp. Oh, and the sideburns — don't get me started on the sideburns! We're gonna let Brandy live on that one, however, those braids...not the move.
5 Naomi Campbell
"Hold up, HEY! For my n****s who be thinkin' we soft, we don't PLAY! We gonna rock it 'til the wheels fall off. Hold up, hey!" Naomi channeling the inner Nate Dogg on that one. No but really, hold up; what exactly is going on here with Naomi Campbell's hair extensions? Well come to find out, Naomi decided that hair extensions were worth the price of getting ongoing work as a super model at the sacrifice of losing her own hair. Campbell's hair has slowly, but surely been breaking off because of the damage from fusion styled hair extensions; which are also known as glue-in hair extensions; glue-in hair extensions inflict split ends and actually hair breakage. We say, abandon the weave for good Nao and just go Sinéad O'Connor on em.
4 Beyoncé
Queen Bey's nickname has been changed, from Queen Bey, to — Queen Hey...what the heck is going on wit your head!? Queen Hey aka Beyoncé, has been caught several times in public with herrible (horrible + terrible) hairdos. She looks like a ThunderCat in the second pic to the left. "ThunderCats, HOOOOOOOOOOOO!" You remember Lion-O; his sword was butters. Exactly what's going on in the first pic on top, we have no idea; not sure if that's glue or gray hairs. Oh and that third pic, to the right...hee-larious; she looks like Dracula's niece. Riddle us this: is Beyoncé's hair stylist irreplaceable? — cause she must not know 'bout any other ones in the area. To the left Bey, weave to the left.
3 Lil Mama
Lil Mama must have gotten this do after her interview on 105.1 The Breakfast Club — because you know Charlamagne Tha God would of brought that up too as he drew tears from her eyes during his bombardment of inquiries. Her expression in the second image though, is what finished us. She's peering like, "Get like me ?#bam" Bwahaha. Baby, a circus jester couldn't get like you! On a serious tip, Lil Mama was fairly a big rapper in her time; thereby, she had a whole team around her (e.g. manger, road manager, publicist, hair dressers, security, makeup artists, personal friends and/or family). You're telling us, that out of ALL those people — not one person would pull Mama aside and kept it ? with her. "Yo Mama, your lip gloss is popping! Your do though...is the worst I've ever seen. No really...ever, seen; ever. Love YOU boo, true, but not the do."
2 Nicki Minaj
When it comes to unconventional and color hair do's, Nicki Minaj is the queen. Untraditional hair styles and a large caboose are the "Bang Bang" rapper/singer's signature. The above weave though, aww man...it almost looks Velcro'd on! Them lashes, and that lipstick shade are fierce; that do though — "slow down... slow-slow down (what I am is what I am!)" Where did Minaj get her hair done at, Pep Boys!? Yes, a graduate of Lincoln Tech hooked her up! Stevie Wonder could see something is wrong with this weave...and the last time we checked, Nicki Minaj's eyes worked perfectly fine. This hair #fail is so for real that it makes President Trump's comb-over actually appear stylish! Yikes, Nicki. Get a hold of yourself gyal!
1 Britney Spears
We'd rather Britney have kept the bald/shaved head as opposed to this. Britney Spears is no stranger to derision and/or controversy; from eccentric hair styles to major baby daddy drama. In light of that, we're not certain if the "Toxic" singer was looking to make headlines with this do or not but — it sure as shooting stopped us in our tracks! Frankly, someone should of stopped Britney in her tracks...hair tracks that is. Where'd she go to get this done, the Helen Keller Beauty Shop!? As far as weaves go, this is so bad that Britney should of slapped herself literally after seeing this pic. We wonder what Sean and Jaden (her sons) said to her about it; Jaden: "Good lawd mommy, what done happened to your head?", Sean: "I'll call the pastor mom and he'll come lay hands on your head, again".
Sources: Madamenoire.com, Bossip, The Frisky, Rant Now
